Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Asked if she’s running in 2016, Hillary said she’s “thinking about it”, which is her way of saying…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Asked if she’s running in 2016, Hillary said she’s “thinking about it”, which is her way of saying…
Asked if she’s running in 2016, Hillary said she’s “thinking about it”, which is her way of saying…
“Ahhh the first person to add to my enemies list.”
Well, there’s the obvious answer:
“…what difference, at this point, does it make?!”
…I reserve the right to change my mind even though I don’t appear to be a woman in the traditional sense.
…la dona e mobile http://youtu.be/8A3zetSuYRg
“…assuming my massive cankles cooperate.”
…”fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, I gotta love one man ’til I die, can’t stop lovin’ that man of mine!”
…”I’ll take the cash either way…”
“…yeah, as soon as I scrape the Benghazi off my face.”
“…well, it depends on whether or not I can get my butt under control.”
… I never stopped running. As long as another no-accomplishment democrat doesn’t come out of nowhere stealing my “change” platform… again…
… assuming Barack doesn’t executive order himself a third term.
… I’m still trying to come up with a list of accomplishments on which to campaign.
…unless that idiot Bill screws something (or someone) up again.
… I haven’t enough polling data yet to decide anything.
“yes, duh.”
“as soon as I sober enough to walk, at least”
“it depends on how good of a facelift I get. Not if it’s anywhere near as bad as Pelosi’s.”
Asked if she’s running in 2016, Hillary said she’s “thinking about it”, which is her way of saying…
“You are an idiot, right?”
Asked if she’s running in 2016, Hillary said she’s “thinking about it”, which is her way of saying…
2 + 2 = 4
“I already know how to redecorate the Lincoln Room for my largest donors.”
“I have the oath of office memorized.”
“I’m politically irrelevant the second I say ‘no’, so regardless of what I actually plan, of course I’m going to at least pretend to be considering it.”
@19: Disclaimer – I actually think she’s not going to run. Her time was 2008, and she failed. The past eight years haven’t done anything to make her a better candidate.
“…it depends on what the meaning of ‘running’ is. Which, of course, also depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is. By 2016, I might just be running… away from prosecution.”
“Are you f*cking retarded? I’ve been running for President all my life!”
…YGDL!!!YTATSOTE!!!
…”Which way is the wind blowing today?”
“…I am not a crook!”
…it depends on how you interpret the US Constitution. Remember I was President for 8 years already.
“…as soon as I’m cleared of all the missing booze in the Department of State. And the money!”
“Aaaiiigh! Aaaiiigh! C’thulhu fhtagn!”
…”I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
…she has a polling group researching to see if she would win in a flabalanche
… she can still avoid questions with the same dexterity that she avoids Bosnian sniper fire.
…”I ain’t no ways tired…”
…”It will take a village…”
…”Excuse me, my cookies are done…”
…”Has anyone seen Bill lately?”
…only if the devil makes me do it, luckily I’m the devil.
…this time my death squads won’t miss any potential rivals.
…I’m eating a live kitten and I’m thinking about how to be more evil.
…if Putin takes both coasts there is no reason to rule flyover country.
…she may be in court defending her face in the ugly tree’s defamation suit against it.
…the FBI file on Saint Jude won’t be enough to get her lost cause a chance, even with the newly invented patron saint of election fraud Eric Holder helping out.
the votes are already being manufactured and distributed
“… which is her way of saying, “I’m sticking my finger in the air to see which way the wind is blowing.”
I didn’t hear the audio. Did she sound like she was emphasizing the “t” in “about”? Because that would mean the transcript was slightly in error, and could put her comment in a whole Clintonian (which is to say, non-PG) light.
…do i get to keep the white house furniture i steal this time ?
If nominated, I will not run. If elected I will not serve. HA! Psych! April Fool’s!
Got my birth certificate right here!
Uhhh, derrrr! Next stupid question, please.