[god making adam]
Angel: What do you call it?
God: A human
Angel: What’s it do?
God: It doesn’t annoy me Jeff. That’s what it does.
— noog (@noog) April 11, 2014
Writing "pics or it didn't happen" as the answer to every question on my ancient history exam.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) April 11, 2014
McDonald's needs to stop selling our kids the dangerous idea that clowns can be rich and powerful.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) April 11, 2014
"Gee, I wonder how glamorous DC politico-media power couples balance their hectic lives." – no taxpayer, anywhere, ever
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 11, 2014
i just worked out.
well, i just did push ups.
well, 1 push up.
well, i tripped and got back up.
well, im actually still laying here.
*naps*
— timmy pumpkin (@TimmyPumpkin) April 12, 2014