I brought a knife to a gun fight. Because it is a person too. Please end gun on knife discrimination. Please let my knife live her dreams.
— Dodgeball Boyfriend (@dvoted_hubsand) April 24, 2014
It's like he's trying to sully the name "Bundy."
— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) April 24, 2014
Serious Question: Does Flight 370 owe CNN money or something?
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 24, 2014
MEMO TO CLIVEN BUNDY: Next time say: "Let me tell you what I know about Benedict Cumberbatch."
— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) April 24, 2014
Question for everybody named Michael: why your name spelled all weird dude
— Ahm Seventysix (@Ahm76) April 25, 2014
Every day is Bring Your Kid To Work Day at the iPhone factory.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) April 25, 2014
*drowning in quicksand with only mouth exposed* I dont even own a tv
— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) April 25, 2014

I don’t know…I spell it Mycall.
When someone mentions “Bundy”, I think of “Jackson, Sharpton, Lewis and Lee”.
Cheers