"There's a cis-privilege outrage somewhere in the My Little Pony cartoon. But where, dammit? WHERE?!?" — @Salon writer at 3am
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 22, 2014
"How much for this melted ghost?"
Sir that's a bed sheet
"You have a lot of them! And they're packaged? IS THIS GHOST HELL"
This is a Macys
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) April 23, 2014
Hello I'm your new neighbor. I'm required to inform you that I'm a registered…
*Kenny G lowers shades*
sax offender.
*plays sultry sax solo*
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) April 20, 2014