Archive of entries posted on May 2014

How Are You Everybody?

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I haven’t done this in a while, but I thought I’d share a spam comment I got I really liked:

I am regular reader, how are you everybody?
This paragraph posted at this site is genuinely pleasant.

Why can’t you regular readers be as complimentary as spammers? When was the last time one of you told me how pleasant a paragraph was that I wrote?

Well, yes, I haven’t blogged full paragraphs very much lately, but maybe I would do that more often if you said things like, “That series of sentences you put together to form one thought filled me with a pleasant feeling.”

Anyway, here is another nice spam comment:

What’s up, this weekend is fastidious in support of me,
as this time i am reading this wonderful informative post here at my home.

May you all have a weekend that is fastidious in support of you.

Random Thoughts: Chemtrails, Government Incompetency, and Whining

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The reason there are so many more wacky conspiracy theories these days is that the government puts paranoia-inducing chemicals in chemtrails.

“I voted for Obama because the GOP VP candidate was ignorant.” That pulls into question your wisdom on anything else.

That was a common thinking for a lot of people. Probably breathed in chemtrails.

Just really weird someone who voted for Obama wondering why government is so incompetent.

“Why does government fail at everything it does? Oh, better go vote to reelect Obama before the polls close.”

Call me an insane dreamer, but I still hold out hopes that M. Night Shyamalan will one day make a good film again.

I’ve concluded that not having the same political beliefs as me makes you angry and stupid and shut up.

I wonder how many people would be a serial killer except they’ve just never tried killing anyone and don’t know how much they’d like it.

I wonder if I hindered my daughter from eschewing traditional gender roles by naming her Buttercup.

One day people will look back on our society and say, “Never before had people been blessed with so much yet whined so incessantly.”

Wisdom of the Day: Cage Olive Hitler Grocery

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Random Thoughts: Hitler, Inequality, and Karl Rove

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*teenager throws stone through mansion window*
Bruce Wayne: “I shall become a rock.”

I don’t know why the opposite of socialism isn’t lonerism. I support lonerism.

Hitler was constantly pushing for a smaller, less powerful government and making sure everyone had a right to a gun.

If you say you’re against fascism and keep pushing for the government to have more power and control more things, you’re incoherent.

If there’s one thing this country needs, it’s more rich people talking about the horrors of income inequality.

Let’s stop using hashtags; they’re ruining modern communication. #NoHashtags

It’s pretty fair to judge all Australians based on the actions of Mel Gibson. New Zealanders too, maybe.

I strongly disapprove of Karl Rove’s tactics against the old and sickly Hillary Clinton.

I can only hope Hillary Clinton’s hearing aid wasn’t turned up high enough to hear the slanderous things Rove said.

So was Hillary hit with a giant, cartoon mallet that made her forget everything about Benghazi or did I just imagine that?