Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After accidentally revealing the identity of a top CIA agent, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After accidentally revealing the identity of a top CIA agent, President Obama…
…said “It’s a good start!”
…said he learned the man’s name by reading it in the papers…
… revealed his favorite dog recipes.
… revealed the names of the other seven US states.
… asked Hillary if it made any difference.
…released the SSNs of all Republican congressmen.
…released a statement that said, “My bad.”
…blamed it on George Bush and the Republican congress.
… issued a pardon for “Scooter” Libb… nah, I can’t even finish saying it…
. . . said “I thought that he was the guy who built the inter-continental railroad!”
. . . fired up his bong.
…vowed to not rest until he got to the bottom of this, then appointed an independent investigatory committee to ferret out the facts, with Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Matt Damon, and led by Jon Voight.
…promised to personally deliver the eulogy following the man’s capture & beheading.
…said it was no big deal – Putin and Beijing already know all our active assets.
…said “Well…it happened to James Bond also, so there”
Chuckled to himself… “Teaches him to question my policies… I have a pen and a phone!”
#MyBad
After accidentally revealing the identity of a top CIA agent, President Obama…
was yelled at by Valerie Jarrett and sent to Joe Bidens time out chair in the corner of the Oval Office…..
Blamed M, gave him a promotion.
…told everyone “relax, valerie plame said it was ok.”
http://washingtonexaminer.com/when-bushies-blew-a-cia-cover-it-was-treason-now-its-a-mistake/article/2549026
…said, “Well, I’ve suspended CIA activities outside our borders anyway, so, no big deal there.”
disbanded the cia
said, “What difference does it make?”
BTW:
“#MyBad”
Well done.
…went golfing. Same as he always does.
After accidentally revealing the identity of a top CIA agent, President Obama…
committed Seppuku like any self respecting human being would have done.
After accidentally revealing the identity of a top CIA agent, President Obama…
removed doubt in most people’s minds about the “Accidentally” part.
After accidentally revealing the identity of a top CIA agent, President Obama…
managed a single tear to express his profound sadness.
After accidentally revealing the identity of a top CIA agent, President Obama…
got really mad after he heard about it on the news, just like us.
After accidentally revealing the identity of a top CIA agent, President Obama…
…was disqualified from any further questioning on “What’s My Line?”.
…said, “You ‘aint seen nothing yet”
…blamed it on global warming
…accidentally revealed how many licks it really does take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop
…said “oops! Did I do that?”
said “I dont see what the big deal is yo! Its not like it was a secret-secret or anything. Back up off a dawg fo you get bit!
…apologized for not saying “Spoiler Alert!” first.
…had his teleprompter sent an exploding cigar.
…said it was OK because the dude was really gay and being outed in the mid-east was not a big deal anymore.
…harrumphed, twice for emphasis.
…waved his copy of al qaeda’s FOI request in a reporters face.
…returned to his day job, trying to prove that Clark Kent was just a disguise for Superman, finally finishing his college thesis.
Delegated the sending of a selfie to the widow.