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  1. … every time she exits a plane she ducks for cover from the imaginary gun fire.
    … she once found Bill Clinton attractive.
    … she looks in the mirror every morning (that HAS to damage a person’s brain, given enough time) (like, maybe a week)
    … she’s a Lib.

  2. … she claims she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary way before he was famous for anything.
    … she believes nobody noticed her taking the White House art collection home with her when they moved out.
    … her laugh.

  3. …doesn’t even notice that she is putting her pants on four legs at a time.

    …chickens only hear gibberish when she cackles now.

    …feels absolutely no empathy for Secret Service agent when she sits on his shoulders showing her boobs at Ted Nugent concerts.

    …irrational fears of ugly and crazy stick beatings even though Science! has proven they can’t do any more damage.

    …imagined theft of strawberries has made it hard to concentrate when strangling puppies.

  4. … She now claims to be ready for that “third-quarter-moon phone call”:

    Bill Clinton Reveals It Took Hillary ‘Six Months of Very Serious Work To Get Over’ Her Concussion
    Daily Mail | 5/15/14 | FRANCESCA CHAMBERS

    Former President Bill Clinton divulged on Wednesday that it took former secretary of state Hillary Clinton ‘six months of very serious work’ last year to recover from a fainting spell in December 2012 that resulted in a concussion and blood clot.

  5. Signs That Hillary Clinton May Actually Have Brain Damage …

    1) Thinks Bill is going to be a fantastic grandfather
    2) Believes Nancy Pelosi exhibits a wide range of facial expressions
    3) Admits that ObamaCare works better than her own healthcare ideas ever could have
    4) Recently made a sincere complimentary remark about Monica Lewinsky
    5) Was overheard mumbling lyrics from a Justin Beiber song
    6) Threatened Al Gore with emasculation if he doesn’t fix global warming by 2016
    7) Still believes she had conversations with the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt
    8) Wants to be the president saddled with Obama’s economic legacy
    9) Answers even trivial questions with “What difference does it make now anyway?”
    10) Plans to run her presidential campaign with dignity, honor, and a high ethical standard

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