Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Signs that Hillary Clinton may actually have brain damage…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Signs that Hillary Clinton may actually have brain damage…
… every time she exits a plane she ducks for cover from the imaginary gun fire.
… she once found Bill Clinton attractive.
… she looks in the mirror every morning (that HAS to damage a person’s brain, given enough time) (like, maybe a week)
… she’s a Lib.
… she claims she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary way before he was famous for anything.
… she believes nobody noticed her taking the White House art collection home with her when they moved out.
… her laugh.
Signs that Hillary Clinton may actually have brain damage…
Cubs fan.
wants to be President.
the MSM may not want her as President.
… she actually believes her marriage to Bill is more than just a paper exercise.
… she put WALNUTS in the cookies she baked for a chummy magazine feature.
… “differently-abled elder stateswoman” may make her more sympathetic than “inebriated old hag”.
… well, what difference, at this point, does it make?
. . . she is proud of being a Democrat.
…is her rather unique fashion sense…I mean, pantsuits? Mao jackets? Pul-lease!
…she’s eating even more babies that before.
…her brain scan reveal nothing but a giant corpus callosum.
…her butt mysteriously shrank after her fall.
…Bill is starting to look better.
. . . include the fact that she is having difficulty balancing on her broom.
…she started hanging out with Biden, and he’s considered the smart one.
…are reinforced by her current inability to unlock her thunderous thighs from one of her doctors named Dr. Hoctor Proctor.
Signs that Hillary Clinton may actually have brain damageD THE PEOPLE OF THE UNIED STATES…
just look around!!!!!!!
Thant’s she’s still married to Bill (and he doesn’t even bake cookies)
@17: But I’m sure he knows all about “Cookie”, “Kandi”, and “Sugar”.
She thinks she is qualified for any job which requires more cerebral ability than converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
…she’s started believing her own autobiography.
…she thinks that she should be president of the United States.
…doesn’t even notice that she is putting her pants on four legs at a time.
…chickens only hear gibberish when she cackles now.
…feels absolutely no empathy for Secret Service agent when she sits on his shoulders showing her boobs at Ted Nugent concerts.
…irrational fears of ugly and crazy stick beatings even though Science! has proven they can’t do any more damage.
…imagined theft of strawberries has made it hard to concentrate when strangling puppies.
…that she no longer can imagine. http://youtu.be/DVg2EJvvlF8
… She now claims to be ready for that “third-quarter-moon phone call”:
…she started thinking Biden has some good ideas.
… she believes the public is rooting for her return, and not just Janet Napolitano.
… when asked if she can “name, that tune,” she says, “No, but if you give me Huma and a few bars I can take a shot.”
Signs That Hillary Clinton May Actually Have Brain Damage …
1) Thinks Bill is going to be a fantastic grandfather
2) Believes Nancy Pelosi exhibits a wide range of facial expressions
3) Admits that ObamaCare works better than her own healthcare ideas ever could have
4) Recently made a sincere complimentary remark about Monica Lewinsky
5) Was overheard mumbling lyrics from a Justin Beiber song
6) Threatened Al Gore with emasculation if he doesn’t fix global warming by 2016
7) Still believes she had conversations with the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt
8) Wants to be the president saddled with Obama’s economic legacy
9) Answers even trivial questions with “What difference does it make now anyway?”
10) Plans to run her presidential campaign with dignity, honor, and a high ethical standard
When asked “for here or to go?” yells “What difference does it make?”