Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
While visiting troops in Afghanistan, President Obama said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
While visiting troops in Afghanistan, President Obama said…
… that 9/11 was caused by a YouTube video.
While Visiting Troops in Afghanistan, President Obama Said…
…nothing important.
…”Hey! Stop throwing boots at me!”
… that American troops deserved to be killed, raped, and mutilated in the name of the glorious Jihad. He then had to apologize, explaining that he accidentally got the speech Val Jarrett was going to give to CAIR loaded into his TelePrompter by mistake.
that in order to stop this work place violence, he is ordering the installation of new “no guns or bombs allowed” signs in afghanistan.
…”If you like your conflict, you can keep your conflict.”
…”Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.”
…”I’m working harder than I’ve ever worked before to secure your VA benefits.”
…”I would have come here sooner but I just found out about Afghanistan while reading the newspaper last week.”
While visiting troops in Afghanistan, President Obama said…
You guys still here?
While visiting troops in Afghanistan, President Obama said…
No golf course? Heads will roll!
…”I also have Valarie Plame’s cell phone number and will write it on the restroom wall.”
…”Deployed?…Employed?… means pretty much the same to me.”
…”You think you got problems now? Wait ’til you try to get HealthCare after you retire.”
“Turkey for dinner? You sure it’s not plastic?”
…President Obama said “Man, being away from home for months, not seeing or hearing from the wife and kids for months, maybe even a year. I envy you fellas. I want to put on one of those costumes and join y’all.”
…President Obama said “Let’s have a moment of silence for a Trayvon.”
“… Have you met the CIA’s secret personnel?”
…”Excuse me while I whip this out” *Removes new Rules of Engagement from his inside jacket pocket, one that requires “a stern look from a respectful distance”.
Let me be clear. I am willing to meet with people completely opposed to my policies and I hope today serves as an example.
… in another year you will all be consigned to V A hospitals and can enjoy the fruits of our Obamacare.
corpse-man
…hey, 3 hots and a cot. You guys got it made!
…we need to understand our opponents; see their point of view; understand their concerns…unless they’re Republicans in which case we can all agree that they’re all racist bug#uck crazies.
…why are we wasting all this military effort over here? I bet there’s not a single American conservative in the whole country!
…I killed Bin Laden.
…this doesn’t count as a vacation, right?
…can’t we just solve this Afghanistan thing with some well-placed hashtags?
…I love Afghans! they’re so meaty and you get a lot of meat on the bones.
… “One more selfie and I’m outta here. You guys stay out of the shot.”
… “Well, I’ll be. Michelle was right. I can’t see any difference between being here and being on the campaign trail.”
… “Joe asked me to bring him a picture of William Hurt’s locker.”
… “I killed bin Laden! Civilians will never understand what we go through.”
… “Thousand yard stare? Like, a par two?”
Blarrrrggggg! {shakes fist in the air}
…your safety is my first priority so I have declared Afghanistan a gun free zone, stricter rules will of course be imposed on troops involved with building schools, no more finger guns and new rules of Pop Tart chew pattern engagement will be enforced.
…hey you, you in the wheel chair, on your feet when I’m speaking, there’s a reason they don’t call this Afghanisit.
…I hear every last one of you volunteered to check for IED’s today and had to be ordered to stay here for my appearance, that shows great morale and enthusiasm and you will be thanked for it by someone at a later time I’m sure.
…OK, maybe hiring al Qaeda to run the V A death panels backfired but how else are we going to get them out of Afghanistan, they’re not evil enough to run as Democrats back in the US, at least not in any Blue states.
Ya di buckety Rum ting phutaow! Ya ni ni yaoooow!
My names “Psycho” if any of ya call me Barry, I’ll kill ya.
@23 twists moustache and laughs maniacally.
…I’m here pretending I give a $hit about you to deflect from the fact that I don’t.
. . . It’s been a long time since I’ve visited Arkansas, and it’s great to be back here.
. . . Where are the towel-heads?
Just gimme 3 steps toward the door…
“Rudyard Kipling wrote a story called ‘The Man Who Would Be King’. That sounds like a plan to me! How did that story end again?”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Would_Be_King
“Allah Akbar!”
“…die infidels! Allahu Ackbar!, oh wait… pulled the wrong note card out… that one is for my next speech when I address my friends and allies over here. Sorry about that.”
…to his Chief of Staff “Next time I visit, I want everyone in Class A uniforms. With all that camoflage, I couldn’t tell who’s back was turned.”