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  1. I would link to the “Drunk Guard Dog” clip from Sean Connery’s Presido, but l think I’ll recommend Kipling’s “Tommy” instead. They both say the same thing; Kipling is a bit cleaner, albeit British and nineteenth century:

    I went into a public-‘ouse to get a pint o’ beer,
    The publican ‘e up an’ sez, “We serve no red-coats here.”
    The girls be’ind the bar they laughed an’ giggled fit to die,
    I outs into the street again an’ to myself sez I:
    O it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Tommy, go away”;
    But it’s “Thank you, Mister Atkins”, when the band begins to play,
    The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
    O it’s “Thank you, Mister Atkins”, when the band begins to play.

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