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In response to criticism of Michelle’s school lunch program…
(From a suggestion by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In response to criticism of Michelle’s school lunch program…
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…students who complain will be required to consume two approved lunches.
…she pinched off a loaf.
…the First Lady regally stated, “I won’t let them eat cake!”
…Michelle picked up Mjölnir and said, “Wait until they get a load of me NOW!”
…all the complainers were audited by the IRS.
In Response to Criticism of Michelle’s School Lunch Program…
she ate the critics.
people moved to sub Saharan Africa for the better food.
Michelle said, “I will break you.”
M’Kel growled, “Broccoli Hegh pagh Sop.” (“They will eat broccoli or die,” in Klingon.)
(Except when you run it through the same translator the other direction, it translates as “Death to the broccoli or the main office.” It’s all good.)
The senate quickly drafted legislation making school lunch mandatory for everyone.
Holder quickly got out in front of the criticism calling everyone who eats lunch racist.
… how long did it take the administration and the media to label the criticism “racism”?
… threw a lamp at her stupid husband when he suggested they change the program’s name to “You didn’t eat that.”
In Response to Criticism of Michelle’s School Lunch Program…
Lois Lerner causes all the hard drives with the criticisms to crash.
All the male critics will be forced to stare at a picture of Moochelle for 10 minutes, which will give them a permanent incurable case of erectile dysfunction.
… the White House boasted of the new contract signed with CBS and Julie Chen granting the school lunch program as the official caterer for the ‘have nots’ in “Big Brother”.
…Schools are now encouraging students to bring their pets to school. It encourages ‘diet diversity’.
. . . Chris Christie ate two large pizzas and a watermelon and then smirked.
…all student taste buds replaced with tiny Larry Bud Melmans.
…John Roberts said it’s not putrid garbage that maggots refused to eat, it’s a tax.
…Barack proposed a hike in the minimum of lunchroom vomit.
…schools allowed to serve only black eyed peas and burnt offerings to big eared despots so all criticism is racist.
In response to criticism Michelle added arugula to the school lunch program.
…Michelle howled and pulled the arms out of the sockets of the complaining schoolchildren.