Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under Obama’s new program, the only thing illegals need to do to claim refugee status…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under Obama’s new program, the only thing illegals need to do to claim refugee status…
Under Obama’s New Program, the Only Thing Illegals Need to Do to Claim Refugee Status…
… is not speak or read English and promise to vote Demo-twit.
…is vote democrat or breathe. breathing is optional.
…break the law.
. . . is to claim that RAAAAACIST Americans are trying to make them buy expensive fake IDs before they can vote in American elections. Just like Hitler.
… is to be denied access by their employer to anything they could buy over the counter but don’t actually want to pay for.
is to show up
…is bite an Italian on the shoulder and say you’re sorry…
… celebrate Ramadan
… hold your hand out and demand to know why there isn’t a full EBT card in it
…is lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, and lie.
…is don’t bring a change of underwear.
is blame whitey
… is to ignore Tom Petty’s advice.
…is to declare that you are an innocent bystander, victimized by the War on Women, or the War on Drugs, or the War of the Worlds, or the World Cup, or Cup of Soup, or….
…is to shout “EPA, si! Hobby Lobby, no!”
…is to press one for Spanish.
…say they are here to celebrate Cinco De Mine-O.
…roll their R’s when saying Republicans suck.
…slam the door and say I’m home, what’s for dinner.
…is to shout “Olly olly oxen free” upon coming out of hiding and running toward base.