Tomorrow (Friday, September 19th) is “Talk Like a Pirate Day“, and I usually forget until about halfway through the day, and by then it’s too late to play along.
But this year, I – and consequently YOU – have plenty of warning.
Now get ridin’, Paul Revere, and spread the word.
Arrr Mr. A’arvey, ole Long John Zzyzx well get on that right away! Now where’s me crutch?
I have a job interview that day. Should I start out talking like a pirate or wait until the salary negotiations?
I need to get some new Pirate material.
“What’s that wheel sticking out of your pants?”
“Arrr! It’s driving me nuts!”