Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows President Obama is losing popularity among women because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows President Obama is losing popularity among women because…
… they just don’t appreciate a good golfer when they see one.
… Hillary.
… pollsters are fiddling less with the poll results.
…women are racist!
The cool girls figured out that Lena Dunham is related to Stanley Ann Dunham and Jeff Dunham is pulling Barry’s strings.
He thinks Hillary should be president for $280,000 per year.
…he keeps pushing that hijab thing as a way for the US to become more acceptable to the Islamists…
….women almost always rank honesty as a top attractive feature in a man.
…the women who were in his binders are really making women look like the evil step-mothers.
A new poll shows President Obama is losing popularity among women because…
shrinkage
..when he tries to throw a ball, the comparisons are insulting to all women…
A new poll shows President Obama is losing popularity among women because…
you can only get away with misrepresenting 6 inches for so long…
because…Once you try
blacksemi-black, you want to go back.… he only values 77% of their opinion, as compared to a man’s.
… he makes them go back and remake his sammich when they forget to make it halal.
… they way he gets b***h-slapped by Putin sets a bad precedent for domestic abusers.
… he never fills in his divots from the par-3 red tee boxes.
…he’s ruining Hillary’s chances by giving the world a preview of what it would look like if a woman was president.
…all the swooning-related injuries exposed now expensive Obamacare really is.
…they’re still a little upset about that whole “vote with your lady parts” campaign. Obviously he has no idea how hard it is to hold a pen with your lady parts.
A new poll shows President Obama is losing popularity among women because…
He leaves the seat up.
…he never calls them, you know, after. Doesn’t even promise to respect them in the morning.
…he has attacked or lied about every guy they have ever known, which means he is after their job.
…he is the one guy worse at math than them.
…most women aren’t Hispanic women. Yet.
When he complains about Michelle always leaving the toilet seat up they think he is just patronizing them.
Either because he didn’t use a switch or because he did.
He did put up much of a fight when Michelle cold-cocked him in the elevator.
He doesn’t just stop and ask for directions.
…his composite girlfriends were not included in the survey.
because they’ve finally figured out that “he” is one and women can’t stand other women.
…Homey don’t play that!
…reproductive rights is not enough
…if he really wanted to show his support for women, he should have married one.
…he’s a bigger **ssy than they are!
…because he ordered Eric Holder to allow smuggled whipped cream deserts to Ms. Obama under the program designated “Fat & Furious”!
A new poll shows President Obama is losing popularity among women because… he’s all about that bass (look at Moochelle), and they can’t get there on the current nutritional guidelines.