Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. If Obama were to talk like a pirate, he’d say…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. If Obama were to talk like a pirate, he’d say…
… Me, Myself, and I just as often as he normally does.
It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. If Obama were to talk like a pirate, he’d say…
“Trick or treat!”
Whatever Valerie Jarrett told him to say with an “aarg” thrown in.
…Arrrrr!!! Let me be clear. Arrrrr!!!!
…whatever the Pirate Teleprompter tells him to say
It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. If Obama were to talk like a pirate, he’d say…
Abandon ship!
If Obama were to talk like a pirate, he’d say…Oh, I like to be a pirate, a pirate’s life for me. All my friends are pirates and they sail the b.b. sea. I’ve got a Jolly Roger, it’s a black and white and vast. So get out of your skull and crossbones and I’ll run it up your mast.
“Avast, right-wing conspiracy!”
“Arrrrrrr — S – P – E – C – T”
If Obama were to talk like a pirate, he’d say…One more word of your sauce, and I’ll have your liver, er, dog for breakfast.
If Obama were to talk like a pirate, he’d say…what’s the matter with you lubbers? Ye’d think ye’d never seen a man with his ISIS showing.
“What do you do with a dead ambassador?
What do you do with a dead ambassador?
What do you do with a dead ambassador?
Er — lie in the morning?”
“Abandon ship!”
@11 Is there an echo in here?
…to quote Ray Stevens: http://youtu.be/TunwAqnZm4g
…I’m guessing he would continue to be fascinated by “Corpse Men” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV8t10hJ6sU&feature=player_embedded
“Lois Lerner got a subpoenaaaargh? Yo-ho-ho and abort all her ROM.”
It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. If Obama were to talk like a pirate, he’d say… I want to reach out to my Somali brothers and sisters and tell the world they are just a misunderstood sea-faring nation.
*pssstt* whisper*whisper*
Really?
*whisper*whisper*
And now I am going to turn it over to our Pirate Specialist, Vice President Biden.
…”You didn’t pillage that…”
…”Hand me yon peg, and watch me flail the hide off this guttie…aaargh – went left again!”
…”Shiver-me-timbers is a blatant denial of global warming…”
“Yar. Raise the muezzin mast!”
…”Why is Biden running around the White House with a steering wheel on his crotch saying it’s steering his balls?”
@12 – My fault. Sorry.
. . . something in Austrian
…hey sailor, is that a blunderbuss in your in your pocket……..
…Fish Face!!!!!! My pirate name is Fish Face?!!!!!!! Keep trying!!!!!!!
…Arrrrrr, I’m an Syrian pirate ship, I’m filled with ISIL…
…earrrrs, don’t make fun of my ears. Ears, don’t make fun of my, ears, earrrrs.
If you like your bootie, you can keep your bootie!
It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. If Obama Were to Talk Like a Pirate, He’d Say…
Um, arr, um, matey… spice up the scurvy dog! Wait, I meant grog!