[Hippo on psychiatrist's couch]
"I can't even remember the last time I ate cuz I was hungry hungry. I mostly eat cuz I'm anxious anxious."
— Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien) September 19, 2014
I’m not going to stand here and tell you how to live your life. I’m going to pull up a chair, straddle it backwards, then tell you.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) September 19, 2014
I'd just like to give a shout out to all the people who are too far away to hear me talking normally.
— Glenn (@justabloodygame) September 19, 2014
Why, yes, I have heard Disney's Frozen, little girl, but that's a myth. He was cremated.
— missingblakes (@missingblakes) September 19, 2014
My boy is 5 years old now, time for him to learn about Freddy Krueger
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) September 21, 2014