You wouldn't like the Hulk when he gets angry because he just goes off on political rants and gets a lot of key facts wrong. It's just awful
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) September 9, 2014
i hate when i feel like a date is going really well only to realize that my date has actually been on a date with someone behind me
— slick (@fanofhell) September 9, 2014
apple: "we're excited to annou-"
I'll buy it.
apple: "just lemme fini-"
just. i'll buy it. i said i'll buy it.
— David (@davidlorr) September 9, 2014
An iWatch! At last, something other than a phone to look at while my life passes by unnoticed.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 9, 2014
I never give money to Doctors Without Borders because they're just going to spend it on drugs.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) September 9, 2014
wow i haven't seen people make this much fun of an apple product since that silly iPad thing first came out
— andy levy (@andylevy) September 9, 2014
According to the presentation, Apple Watch lets you listen to Coldplay, walk to Whole Foods, and be a cartoon stereotype of a white person.
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) September 9, 2014
I'm holding out for the Apple Fedora.
— Gabriel Snyder (@gabrielsnyder) September 9, 2014
Top three things smart husbands say
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— Maderchaud (@mahatmatweeter) September 9, 2014
I hear the Apple Watch can tell precisely how many seconds it's been since your last meaningful interaction with a real human!
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 10, 2014
Oh dear, that Stephen Colbert is a real antic wit. That “meaningful interaction with a real human” jape was a real knee-slapper.
Regarding the 3 sayings of the smart husband:
Somehow my wife always knows when I am deliberately NOT saying something, yet demands that I say it. Someday she’ll learn that its to her benefit that I keep my trap shut.