Forget Kim Jong Un’s carbon footprint – that cedes an important issue in order to accomplish an admittedly worthwhile goal. But PR’s an important game, and perception is reality in politics, so I say we can accomplish the same goal – but we should just position it a bit differently. to whit:
“Let’s eliminate Kim Jong Un’s oxygen uptake, to start.”
Instead of hurricane hunter aircraft being sent up to monitor hurricane strength, Stealth Bombers will be sent to blow up the hurricanes.
Instead of storming the beaches of the enemy, the troops will be on the beaches to storm the rising ocean levels.
Military will be stationed outside of supermarkets to make sure you don’t come out with paper or plastic. Any offenders will be done in by a strategic attack
Long sleeve shirts for the days it’s called “climate change™” and short sleeves for the days it’s called GLOBAL WARMING ®!!!11!!!1!
That should cover it.
Let’s reduce Kim Jong Un’s carbon footprint, to start.
Forget Kim Jong Un’s carbon footprint – that cedes an important issue in order to accomplish an admittedly worthwhile goal. But PR’s an important game, and perception is reality in politics, so I say we can accomplish the same goal – but we should just position it a bit differently. to whit:
“Let’s eliminate Kim Jong Un’s oxygen uptake, to start.”
Regardless, Stephen, you’re on the right track.
Instead of hurricane hunter aircraft being sent up to monitor hurricane strength, Stealth Bombers will be sent to blow up the hurricanes.
Instead of storming the beaches of the enemy, the troops will be on the beaches to storm the rising ocean levels.
Military will be stationed outside of supermarkets to make sure you don’t come out with paper or plastic. Any offenders will be done in by a strategic attack
Yeah, that’ll work
Long sleeve shirts for the days it’s called “climate change™” and short sleeves for the days it’s called GLOBAL WARMING ®!!!11!!!1!
That should cover it.