Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report exposes 1000 embarrassing security lapses by the Secret Service, including…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new report exposes 1000 embarrassing security lapses by the Secret Service, including…
…17 unauthorized selfies.
…Joe Biden being repeatedly allowed into the building.
A new report exposes 1000 embarrassing security lapses by the Secret Service, including…not catching that wascally wabbit that knew he shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
…security gates being turned into turnstiles during events of state. (the more the merrier, right?)
…several instances when agents accepted counterfeit “E” tickets…
A new report exposes 1000 embarrassing security lapses by the Secret Service, including…allowing Lord Vader with a fully operational light saber to ride the elevator with the President.
A new report exposes 1000 embarrassing security lapses by the Secret Service, including…allowing the killer rabbit of Caerbannog to roam freely on White House grounds.
A new report exposes 1000 embarrassing security lapses by the Secret Service, including…mistaking Walter for Biden and allowing him into the oval office and use the “red” phone.
…sign-ins to the White House entry log include E. Bola and B. Header…
A new report exposes 1000 embarrassing security lapses by the Secret Service, including…
that Secret Service Gone Wild: G-8 Summit edition.
SS equipment supplied by the Acme Co.
forgetting to flush and wash hands after using the bathrooms.
…one that was caught on a security camera.
… only single ply in the Presidential Loo…….
. . . accidentally releasing the bloopers reel from Joe Biden’s sex tapes.
@13. James
**shudder**
Biden slipped out of his toddler harness, made a rickety and quite dangerous ladder out of ACA volumes, and made off with more than a handful of special brownies out of the presidents personal stash.
… the hundreds of times they’ve let someone with a fake birth certificate enter the White House.
…that time they got ripped and threw themselves on a live Grenadan.
… their inability to have a Pierson of interest at the helm.
… their mistaking “White House Down” for a shopping list.
… their code names for the President and First Lady: “The President” and “First Lady.”
… thinking “Uzi” is something they can catch at Uzfest.
… letting Jimmy Carter run around the house with scissors.
… repeatedly talking into lapel instead of microphone in lapel.
… tackling the teleprompter for trying to make the president look stupid.
… their unofficial motto, “When life hands you motorcs, make motorcade.”
…letting in a landshark after it knocked on the front door and claimed to be delivering pizza and a candygram.
… over-willingness to take a Silver Bullet for the president (or, a second shooter at a bar called “The Grassy Knoll”).
A new report exposes 1000 embarrassing security lapses by the Secret Service, including…none that got the job done…yet.
I hope they protect Biden just as well…
…999 times having to retrieve the boss after Michelle put the trash out.
…buying the president a proof that it was a bullet vest.
…all new hires personally trained by Vladimir Putin.
…not chaining Michelle to the radiator during the last full moon.
…replacing Obama’s weekly snipe hunt with wrestling African fruit bats in the nude.
@22 Nude African fruit bats? The Horror!
… explaining to the Hooker that she will be the hit of the administration if she handles everyone in their group.
… not grabbing Gandalf’s staff before he went in to see the king.
… One of the replacement Bo’s was accidentally a cat.
… Accidentally took Obama’s deep fried twinkies to Michelle’s room.
… Lot a fight with some guy in a brown coat on Unification Day.
Letting the Energizer Bunny and Hilliary meet face to face.
…an agent once failed to make holstering motion with his finger after pointing it at an intruder and saying bang bang.