Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Environmentalists say the world lost “half its animals” in the last 40 years. What happened to them?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Environmentalists say the world lost “half its animals” in the last 40 years. What happened to them?
… McNuggets?
IRS Hardrives?
… standing in for the 72 virgins each bomb belter is supposed to get.
… registered Democrats.
Environmentalists say the world lost “half its animals” in the last 40 years. What happened to them?
Well with free abortions now being covered by Obamacare…
Environmentalists say the world lost “half its animals” in the last 40 years. What happened to them?
Not saying anything, but those lions look awfully “plump” these days.
Nothing – if you listen carefully, you can hear a great deal of snickering from the undergrowth whenever the environmentalists go out to count the animals. They’re getting really good at hide and seek!
The counting was done by Acorn – ’nuff said.
Victims of Global Warming, er, um, Climate Change.
They are being hidden in the environmentalist’s basements so they can start mass hysteria since science is actually NOT on their side.
Pssst… Don’t eat the stew
… Well, you’re 40 now. You aren’t going to be able to fit into those things anymore.
I’m sorry, what was that?
Oh, My bad… I thought you said garanimals.
They left and gave no forwarding address
I’d guess that they’re in the Room of Requirement. Has anybody checked?
Environmentalists say the world lost “half its animals” in the last 40 years. What happened to them? Biden and his trusty shotgun.
Environmentalists say the world lost “half its animals” in the last 40 years. What happened to them? Well, you don’t expect Obama and Michelle to only eat dogs do you?
Environmentalists say the world lost “half its animals” in the last 40 years. What happened to them? Solar plants and wind farms?
Environmentalists say the world lost “half its animals” in the last 40 years. What happened to them? Soylent Red?
The note they left said something like “thanks for all the fish…”
Nothing. They’re using the new “dead or dying (eventually)” metric
Environmentalists say the world lost “half its animals” in the last 40 years. What happened to them?
Well the dolphins were kind enough to leave a note saying, “So long and thanks for the fish.”
@17 Dang computer lag. Argh!
Environmentalists say the world lost “half its animals” in the last 40 years. What happened to them?
I think the back-halfs became environmentalists.
I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me. You can’t prove a thing.
One word: Obamacare.
They provided proof that environmentalists can’t count, since there are 5 current members of the band and 25 former members, so we’ve actually lost 83% of The Animals in the world.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Animals#Members
They fled the planet to avoid the impending destruction of Earth to make way for the new intergalactic highway.
I dunno, but Michael Moore is sporting a new ankle-length fur coat.
PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) had a big BBQ over Labor Day Weekend.
The missing ones were really a batch of Anonymiss’ wonderful cookies cleverly decorated to look like animals.
Environmentalists say lots of things. Good day to punch a hippie in the mouth.
I don’t know. Let’s get the student loan collection agencies on the case; they’ll find them for sure.
Did they check if they had fallen down the back of the couch? That’s where I normally find the remote control.
… wandering the desert looking for the Promised Eland.
… took a wrong turn at Albequerque.
… they were being relocated on a Malaysian airliner.
… “Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tail. . .”
I was somewhat concerned with the 40% figure until I realized that 100% of the fruitflies from last summer are now dead!
… Mitt Romney declared that “40% of animals are lost to us anyway.”
… “I tought I tarred a habitat. I did! I DID tar a habitat'”
… they hopped over the White House fence and haven’t been located.
… Maybe all the California Condors they saved ate them.
Among the missing were stool pigeons, so I ain’t answering.
…well, come to think of it, there’s nothing in the Book of Revelation that says people will be raptured.
…Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell went out on a dinner date.
…some idiot left the gate open 40 years ago.
They weren’t delicious enough to keep around.
I was hungry. They needed salt.
Death Panel trials.
… but not to worry. Most have been replaced by an amazing process called “birth”.
Old age and >>>>G L O B A L W A R M I N G ™!!!
I do my part on 50cent wing night. I’m surprised it’s only half.
They tasted too much like chicken.
Man, real manly Man, has decreed that more room for bacon is needed.
Oppo, could they be stuffed in Romney’s binders?
The Puppy Blender went on a two week binge.
@Dohtimes: Or maybe they were strapped to the roof of his car.
… Arby’s released their ‘all the meat’ Meatzilla sandwich and a few people took ‘all’ a bit more literally.
… Predation. For some reason though, domestic animals still thrive, and that’s obviously speciesist. Obama will do his share to end discrimination against wild animals by personally increasing predation on dogs.
They caught a whiff of the stench flowing off of the environmentalists who’d invaded their habitat to weep over fallen trees and committed Hari-Kari.
Its BUUUUuuuuussssshhhh!
Why is it “estimated” in the report?
Didn’t any of them want to do actual “Field Work”?