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Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies?
…free barbeque? But, maybe that’s a North Carolina thing.
A piping hot cup of ebola
… Hope and Change?
… better WiFi and fewer crowds.
… My Little Pony, Space Ghost, Winx Club, Bratz, Barney (you know, the usual liberal inspirational speakers).
Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies? A swift kick in the goobers?
Honesty?
Tee Shirt bazookas
A drawing to become an Obama Cabinet Secretary
A selfie line
Green Cards
… an appearance by the Bad Idea T-Shirts girls.
(As opposed to the legendary IMAO T-Shirt Babe, who would probably show up packing heat.)
Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies? Joe Biden in clown shoes making funny balloon animals?
The presence of Sarah Palin.
Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies? The Spanish inquisition. (No one expects the Spanish inquisition).
Pudding
Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies?
…a bounce house!
http://www.amazon.com/Castle-Inflatable-Bounce-House-Slide/dp/B000W3JIX0
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Maybe the lady with the Ramen Noodle hair.
Ebola.
The Dread Pirate Roberts in a holocaust cloak.
Gilbert Godfrey.
pinatas are sure crowd pleasers.
http://www.amazon.com/Unicorn-Shaped-Birthday-Party-Pinata/dp/B001KW72YY/ref=sr_1_41?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1414168592&sr=1-41&keywords=pinata
. . . I don’t know what they’d rather have at their rallies, but Weird Al has a pretty good idea what they’d rather be doing than spending “One More Minute” with Barry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhpk-8QLFQ
. . . the disappearance of Eric Holder, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, and any evidence concerning Benghazi or the IRS.
Miss Anony, don’t list to Burt. He’s just kissing up again!
Here, let ME kiss up:
Miss Anony giving a political speech!
A fully staffed Acorn ballot stuffing table.
A visit by the global warming fairy.
It doesn’t matter as long as they have deep pockets.
A lunch buffet and open bar paid for by you and me.
Tuffy the Clown (google is your friend)
Pelosi in a bikini
Smokin’ Joe in a speedo
The “One Ring”, it may be the only way they can win an election.
Peanut Butter Cookies and a big glass of milk? Nobody’s grumpy with that!
Ginger Snaps with a side of “SHUT THE HELL UP!”
Cthulhu.
Squirrels. Lots and lots of squirrels…and shiny things.
Even more uninformed liberal voters.
Boxes of blank absentee ballots.
Store bought gingersnaps.
A spokeswoman who combined the intelligence of Geanine Garafolo, the dulcet voice of Rosie O’Donnel and the haunting beauty of Barbra Streisand…what? Oh, I guess Hillary isn’t available.
… a Skunk, a Porcupine, a Bear-anything but Obama!
Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies?
To be set on fire and have it put out with gasoline.
That no one in the audience brings BS repellent.
Ultron.
…a naked Michael Moore first in line at the free buffet.
…me, giving away self-immolation kits.
…zombies. Ebola infected zombies not registered to vote but with extreme libertarian principles.
…nude Sierra Leone immigrant performance artists with high grade fevers.
…anybody. Anybody except Andy Dick or spacemonkey.
@23 I had forgotten about Tuffy the Clown… I applaud your suggestion.
The earth has a fever, and true Democrats are “hot” for … Al Gore!
Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies?
Mosquitoes flying next to their ears? Paper cuts? A slow car in the left hand lane?
Those are just mild annoyances, after all.
Been reading posts here a while now never actually commented before. Hello! Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies? Hookers and blow?
A Bush pinata stuffed with free contraceptives?
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