Random Thoughts: Feminism, Avengers, and Ebola

Just a reminder: The left only care about women, racism, or anything else in so much as it helps their partisan politics.

All their feminism will get immediately chucked out the window if they have a chance to humiliate a conservative woman.

About half my thoughts today are of that Avengers trailer. And about all my thoughts are in that James Spader voice.

When they say they can no longer detect the Ebola virus in someone, how do we know it hasn’t evolved a stealth mode?

Okay, I’m finally going to have to ask: What’s google?

Is a GamerGate used to keep out gamers or to keep out other people who might pester you while you’re gaming?

I wish people of all races and ethnicities could have white privilege.

Giuliani knew that when you crack down on small crimes, like broken windows, you keep Ebola from getting in the city.

Today is the last day of my engineering job. Bittersweet. I’m going to pray for something to break so I can debug it.

Wow, lots of stuff going on in NYC. Never have anything that interesting happening in Boise.

The most important things about Ebola is not to panic. Like if you think you might have Ebola, that’s no reason to cancel bowling plans.

I shouldn’t make fun of the doctor. Bravery-wise I don’t stand up very well against a guy who went to Africa to treat Ebola patients.

Are we sure there is a CDC? Like someone called their number and made sure someone answered?

We really need to work on our not panicking. We need to get that down soon or we’re all going to die.

14 Comments

  1. Oh, Frank. To avoid panicking, when are you going to learn how to check yourself for signs of Ebola instead of some doctor who already has it?

    (Ebola signs are difficult to read, however. They use small print and pop out of your body in hard-to-read places.)

  2. “We’re freakin’ scientists. Out of an abundance of caution, we want to check every place and every person that Ebola-doctor has come in contact with.

    “But you in the public are just showing an abundance of panic when you want us to check every place and every person that Ebola-doctor has come in contact with.

    “Silly civilians. You can only contract it through bodily fluids”

    * Dons hazmat suit to inspect Ebola-doctor’s bowling alley. *

  3. Hey, he followed all the protocols so apparently he caught it from someone not showing symptoms. Seems like the first symptom is acting stupidly and having absolutely no regard for the rights and welfare of others. And all the while Obama is our Typhoid Merry.

  4. “about all my thoughts are in that James Spader voice.”

    I think he could have avoided this life as a super villain if only Caroline hadn’t rejected him in high school. Of course she rejected Ducky too and he probably would have taken the same dark path except for that hot blond flirting with him at the prom.

  5. I shouldn’t make fun of the doctor. Bravery-wise I don’t stand up very well against a guy who went to Africa to treat Ebola patients.

    Judging by his subsequent behavior, the trip to Africa seems to have been motivated as much by stupidity and arrogance as by bravery. Ebola wouldn’t DARE infect a generous and compassionate doctor! No reason to self-quarantine! It’s inconceivable that I might have contracted Ebola!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIP6EwqMEoE

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