Step One: Only carry one of your fake IDs at a time, we don’t want anyone to take them all and make you go out and steal 5 more, that might resemble ‘work’ and we don’t want you doing any of that.
Step Two: When you drive drunk and kill an American, be sure not to damage your unregistered, uninsured vehicle too much so you can leave the scene.
Step Three: When you borrow other peoples kids and claim they’re yours at the welfare office, try you use different ones for each fake identity, just in case someone recognizes them from their previous visits.
Step Four: Always carry a Koran regardless of what 3rd world hellhole you’re from, then nobody will give you any crap.
Step Five: There’s no need for you to learn English, we’d actually prefer you don’t but at least learn these 3 words: You are racist.
And don’t forget to vote early and often!
Were they able to mail it to their permanent addresses?
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@2 Fixed – link now goes to the Internet Archive cache of the Breitbart article, which was apparently pulled at some point.
Step One: Only carry one of your fake IDs at a time, we don’t want anyone to take them all and make you go out and steal 5 more, that might resemble ‘work’ and we don’t want you doing any of that.
Step Two: When you drive drunk and kill an American, be sure not to damage your unregistered, uninsured vehicle too much so you can leave the scene.
Step Three: When you borrow other peoples kids and claim they’re yours at the welfare office, try you use different ones for each fake identity, just in case someone recognizes them from their previous visits.
Step Four: Always carry a Koran regardless of what 3rd world hellhole you’re from, then nobody will give you any crap.
Step Five: There’s no need for you to learn English, we’d actually prefer you don’t but at least learn these 3 words: You are racist.
And don’t forget to vote early and often!
So now I guess Child Services is going to come out with “Five Helpful Steps For Picking Up Young Babes”?
“Little-Known Side Doors To Airports You Might Be Interested In” — TSA
“The Soft Racism of Lowered Expectations” — the NAACP
“Born In An Even-Numbered Year? We Don’T Check Those Returns” — the IRS