Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Something a little different today. This picture of a woman getting bitten by a bear she was trying to cuddle is the perfect metaphor for something:
Your job is to tell me what.
Suggested (not required) format:
Woman =
Bear =
For example:
Woman = stupid voters
Bear = Obamacare
Woman = Liberal Statue of Liberty
Bear = Illegal Immigrants
Woman = Unsuspecting Human
Bear = A non-Anonymiss cookie.
Woman = Liberal
Bear = Reality
Woman = McCain
Bear = Obama (during the campaign, before SaraCuda came on board [insert favorite bear hunting joke here])
Woman = Romney
Bear = Obama (during the 2nd & 3rd debates)
Woman = Western religions
Bear = Islam
Woman = Conservative
Bear = RINO
Woman = Food
Bear = Food Eater
Woman = State Department, imagining Russia to be a Kerry Bear
Bear = Winnie the Putin
woman=political donor
bear=politician
Woman = Bear
Bear = Woman
Woman = Warm, Fuzzy Naivety
Bear = Cold Reality
Woman = Cookies
Bear = Anonymiss
Woman = American citizens of all stripes
Bear = Politicians, also of all stripes
Woman = Anonymiss
Bear = Demented walnut loving creatures
Woman=Human
Bear=Cat
Woman=UN Climatologist
Bear=thermometer
Woman = Taking the PC side.
Bear = The PC side.
Woman = Obama acolyte.
Bear = Obama explaining his view of the right to bear arms.
Woman = Lib meat puppet.
Bear = Bear. (With meat cookie)
Woman = Democrat Senators
Bear = Obama
Woman = MSM
Bear = ratings
Woman = Liberal Story Lines
Bear = truth
Woman = blacks in America
Bear = Obama
Woman = Theory
Bear = Practice
Woman = The Constitution
Bear = Obama
Woman = Unattractive by bear standards
Bear = Unclear on the concept of “coyote ugly.”
Woman = Hugs
Bear = Not drugs
Woman: Home baked cookies
Bear: All right-thinking Americans
Woman: Socialists
Bear: Socialism
Woman: Beltway Republicans
Bear: Tea Partiers
Woman: Goldielocks
Bear: bear in the real world
@20 FormerHostage: It’s quite possible you’ve hit the nail on the head!
Please don’t feed the liberals.
Rose colored glasses 0, Reality 1.
Woman=Chicago
Bear=Cubs
Woman = Bacon
Bear = me
woman = lackadaisical Americans who believe Communism has been defeated and is no longer a threat
bear = Communism
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woman = faith in the inherent goodness of mankind
bear = true human nature
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woman = mental midgets who believe government can solve their problems
bear = the government
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woman = Lying Statists who thought they were going to carry the 2014 midterm elections
bear = the American People
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woman = those who actually believe that Republicans are against civil rights and against blacks in general
bear = historical truth
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woman = those who believed that the current White House Occupant was the Great Uniter
bear = the current White House Occupant
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woman = America and the American People
bear = The current White House Occupant
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woman = liberty, freedom, and belief in the sovereignty of the individual
bear = The current White House Occupant
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woman = truth
bear = The current White House Occupant
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woman = anything evern remotely resembling honesty and integrity
bear = The current White House Occupant
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woman = spineless Congressional Republicans who keep saying that their job, now that the elections are over, is to “work with [He Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken]”
bear = He Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken
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woman = the United States Constitution
bear = He Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken
Woman = Ethnobiology Major
Bear = Ursa Minor
Woman = PETA
Bear = Thinks she’s pita
Woman =
Bear =
I wonder why you assume that either traveler of Spaceship Earth necessarily self identifies as either a “Woman” or a “Bear”. Who are you to label?
Woman = Gordian knot of complications
Bear = Alexander the Great
Woman = Obama
Bear = Putin
Woman = Kerry
Bear = Russia
Woman = Pre-Wookie lunch
Bear = school kid
Woman =
Bear =
Baby let me be, your biting Teddy Bear…
When a Bear bites a woman, he can’t think of nothing else…
This is “Sometimes the bear bites you day” at the Zoo.
It’s sooo obvious, just blame Bush.
Bear bites woman, not news. Woman bites bear…
Sorry, not quite the Second Amendment.
You know her great great great grandmother actually kilt herself a bear when she was only three.
Without woods to defecate in due to global warming bear takes to biting random women.
Woman = Honey
Bear = Boo-Boo
Woman: Media
Bear: Ferguson Rioters
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Bear: “Hand’s Up!”
Woman: “Don’t Chew!”
Oh oh! I got a boo boo
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
Woman: An open book.
Bear: One voracious reader.
The right to bear arms
Amnesty and Gratitude.
The newest campaign against battered women…. (The bear is eating her plain)
Community perplexed why mother bear mauled local hippy
Woman: Amazed more people don’t realize how close you can get to wild animals.
Bear: Ditto.
The Unbearable bite Miss of eating
The other white meat.
Woman: Entitlement System.
Bear: Entitlement Recipients.
Mmmmmmm…. tastes like chicken.
Woman = Tree-hugging, Prius driving, Obama-voting, vegan Liberal.
Bear = Smarter than your average bear.
The Bears still suck!
(Go Pack)
Woman = Dog
Bear = Obama
Woman = the 2nd Amendment.
Bear = Exercising a bear’s right to keep arms.
Bear = Scorpion
Woman = Frog
Woman = Everyone who does not personally know a politician
Bear = Politician
Bear = DamnC@t
Woman = Tuna
@27
….damn!
Bear thought bubble….
“Tastes like chicken. I wonder how close the woods are?”
Bear: So…was it worth it eating my porridge, bustin’ my chair and sleeping in my bed biotch?!?!??
Woman=Conservative
Bear=Democrat doing what comes natural.
women = liberal interpretation of “right to bare arms” in theory
bear = liberal interpretation of “right to bare arms” in practice
meh…Oppo beat me to it. Stupid job keeping me busy and unable to post…
Woman: Al Sharpton
Bear: the English language
Woman = Stupid.
Bear = Likes biting stupid people.
My job’s a bear; and it cuts into my huggin’ time too.
Woman = Obama voter, aka stupid person
Bear = Bear saying YOU’RE NOT MY MOTHER!! LET ME GO YOU STUPID OBAMA VOTER!
Bear: Paddington
Woman: Marmelade
Bear: Pooh
Woman: (soon to be) Poop
Bear: Smokey
Woman: Tartare
Woman: Kodak Moment
Bear: Kodiak Moment
Bear: Saving a tree
(Right, that one is crass and certainly won’t win with Anonymiss judging.)
Bear = Big Government
Citizen = Taxpayer
Bear = Suckling at the teat of government
Woman = Tax “contributor”
Woman = Skin in the game
Bear = Obama
Bear = Race obsessed AG
Woman = Typical white one
Woman = Woman
Bear = Obamacare hirsutism treatment
Woman = save the world libtard
bear = the world
Woman = Obama, because he acts like a little girl when he doesn’t get his way.
Bear = Putin, because Russia.
Or, woman tries to be nice to bear, bear bites woman anyways.
women ….. yum, yum
If that were me, it would know what bear cubs taste like now.
Woman = “Woman is the cookie of the world” spouting feminist.
Bear = “Nom nom nom, you shoulda fixed me a sammich when I asked ya” husband.
Both simultaneously: “I love you so much I could eat you up.”
Bear: “Mmmmmm… walnut free!”
Bear: Ursus Americanus
Woman: Ursuchadumbassforpickingupawildanimal Liberalus
Woman = see above
Bear = see above
(Meeting all stated requirements!)
On a different note: Who is that cutie in the background with the blue sweater, a hint of cleavage and short shorts!
“It’s Bush’s fault.”