Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama’s new Attorney General nominee, Loretta Lynch, is totally qualified for the job because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama’s new Attorney General nominee, Loretta Lynch, is totally qualified for the job because…
Obama’s new Attorney General nominee, Loretta Lynch, is totally qualified for the job because…
SQUIRRELS!
…she’s a honky-tonk girl and a coal-miner’s daughter…
Obama’s new Attorney General nominee, Loretta Lynch, is totally qualified for the job because…
she reportedly has obtained the secret of Anonymiss cookies.
like, she’s a she dude. Fer sure.
the job really has no qualifications anymore.
…she has a shovel and knows how to use it.
Obama’s new Attorney General nominee, Loretta Lynch, is totally qualified for the job because…
All the girls around her say she’s got it coming, But she gets it while she can.
Obama’s new Attorney General nominee, Loretta Lynch, is totally qualified for the job because…
when you get down to it, who amongst us is not interested in Justice?
… you’re not getting Holder, you’re getting better.
… she can be bought. There’s no such thing as a free Lynch.
the DOJ can now be known as The Lynch Mob
Obama’s new Attorney General nominee, Loretta Lynch, is totally qualified for the job because… I can’t answer because that would be racists!
… now we can say the Justice Department has gone 2-L.
….Valerie Jarrett said so.
Obama’s new Attorney General nominee, Loretta Lynch, is totally qualified for the job because…
… Bammy said so. He wouldn’t lie, would he?
… Objectiveness and competence are so overrated.
…she is the recipient of the coveted Sharpton Endorsement.
She’s not another disgruntled black is she? We’ve had enough racist AG’s for my taste.
wait.. She’s a muslim isn’t she? fresh out of sharia law school?
Black Panther?
SLA?
Boca Harem?
a Kennedy?
I don’t see how it can be any worse than Eric Holder.
… as a woman, she is very familiar with dealing with dirty laundry.
…she can make a sammich.
…she has promised not to look at the FBI’s Holder Folder.
She’s black enough, she’s corrupt enough, and doggone it, people like her.
. . . she has a pulse and can fog a mirror
. . . she has no morals whatsoever
Oh ‘Bammy dear, you’re still number one but…the girl just wants to have fun…
They can’t say why, that would violate her piiivacy
she’s not behind on her taxes?
… Because you’d have to be racist and sexist to oppose her, now shaddup!
… Whenever someone criticizes her, the press can say she ‘got Lynched’. The Salon articles practically write themselves.
…after Biden was deemed “qualified” to be Vice President everyone just stopped caring.
…Pol Pot and Lenin are dead.
…Obama needs to punish his enemies, on the other hand he is not ambidextrous.
…while the streets run red with black on black crime blood, the AG has to be non-white.
…when Obama mass pardons all people of color it will take a mean assed, crazy black woman to fill up the jails and prisons with white people.