Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first thing Hillary said to her new campaign team…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first thing Hillary said to her new campaign team…
“What difference, at this point, do you make?”
The first rule of Hillarycampaign, you don’t talk about Hillarycampaign.
No soup for you.
… “#JeSuisKouachi”
(No, seriously, this is a real Twitter hashtag right now.)
. . . was “I did not have sex with that woman.”
. . . ended with “you and your little dog!”
. . . was spoken in Klingon.
… “FOR THE LAST TIME, stop referring to the recent temperatures as ‘colder than my boss’ nipple’!”
… “why yes (hic) I’ll have another Long Island Iced Tea, thank you.”
Is this really you? If you are who I think you are, how you’ve changed! Your brightness that outshined everyone is gone.
If you’re the one who joined me in planning and undertaking our grand mission–it looks like now we are joined again, but in misery.
Look at how far we fell! It turns out he was much stronger than us after all, but how could we know that?
But I don’t care what he did to us, or may still do, I’m not sorry. And I’m not going to change.
My appearance may have changed, but the indignity I suffered that caused me to fight him hasn’t changed.
The first thing Hillary said to her new campaign team…
You get paid by the lie. Your earning potential is unlimited.
…What happens on the campaign trail, stays on the campaign trail
…If I hear the word “Benghazi” come out of your mouth, I’ll end you!
…”Be ready to sing when I Huma few bars.”
…”Call Barbara Boxer and offer her the VP slot to stay out of the primaries”
…”Watch Bill”
…”turn-over all donor leads NOW!”
…”If you don’t bring visitors with cash to my website, you’re fired!”
…”The booze in the cabinet is mine. Hands off!”
Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Team. Take the potus and the Wookie to my ship.
The first thing Hillary said to her new campaign team…
…”We are the President!”
…Heil
…Take my husband… Please!
…would someone please come rub my cankles
…I Don’t Feel Noways Tired
The next person to use the words “speed-dial” and “hookers” in the same sentence gets assigned to the advance team for the North Dakota campaign…
…”Bill told me to tell you to go out there and win one for the Zipper.”
I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too.
Get out there and win one for the stripper.
Have any of you seen my death list?
…’we have to sell the idea that concussions do not always cause brain damage.’
“Elections have con sequences.”
Get off your F@#&%! butt and get me a F@#&%! drink!!
If anyone calls me at 3am, they’re fired.
“And I want benders full of women!”
The first thing Hillary said to her new campaign team…
“Compromising photos of Bill and that Senator Warren b!tch. Stat!
No, wait – that would probably help both of the them. $h!t.”