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The TSA will beef up airport security this holiday season by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The TSA will beef up airport security this holiday season by…
forcing all passengers through a cold bacon grease shower…. that should stop any terrorists!
…hiring more security screeners from among the recently arrived “Syrian” “refugees”.
…plugging in the metal detectors.
…only hiring obese, sweaty agents to perform pat-down searches.
…heavily screening for beef…
…checking the list TWICE…
…making all passengers change into orange jump suits, banning all carry-on luggage, and shipping all domestic luggage by rail…
…merely announcing that they will be beefing up security.
…yelling more, acting rude and impatient toward passengers.
…frisking more grandmothers and children.
…..giving all their high quality employees the day off.
The TSA will beef up airport security this holiday season by…
checking more closely for “Yule logs”.
hand frisking every third Elf.
putting all reindeer on the “No-fly” list.
The TSA will beef up airport security this holiday season by…
knowing when you’re sleeping, knowoing when you’re awake.
…exclusive use of Santa’s naughty or nice list (that Bob B wants checked twice).
…backlighting entrance to check silhouettes.
…having passengers quickly board plane and take off during muslim prayer times.
…instead of pat downs, passengers are picked up and shaken to see if any sand falls out.
…checking passports against a calendar to determine which century the flyer is living in.
…vest wearers must have a pocket watch on a chain attached to it.
…double-hand-checking all boob belts.
(If you have to think about that, you’re in trouble.)
…having all searches supervised by Clara Peller.
…by dressing up all agents as Santa clause and frisking the people that get pissed about it……Hey, that might actually work!
…staging a walk out of all TSA employees
…by letting Barney Fife put the bullet in his gun
…by only letting people through if they know the lyrics to “Good King Wenceslas”
…utilizing all the data gleaned from your Facebook account.
… playing the Muslim call to prayer over the PA system and watching to see who pulls out a rug.
The TSA will beef up airport security this holiday season by…
having everyone go through the new “Sitting on Santa’s lap” screening procedure.
Zero Reindeer tolerance.
by banning anyone from flying who insist it be called a “Holiday” season and not frelling CHristmas!
The TSA will beef up airport security this holiday season by…
staying home.
…by flagging everyone that doesn’t know the words to, ‘Grandma got run over by a reindeer.’