Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The main event at the “Thousand Stoner March” in DC will be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The main event at the “Thousand Stoner March” in DC will be…
… disappointed Imams who misunderstood the title.
…the hotly promoted “Stoning of the Harlot”.
…will be the challenge to keep Barack out of your choom.
the free Hostess products tent.
…finding Dave…
…”What?”…
…the “Roll, Pass and Kick Back” competition…
Kenny Rogers singing…
♪♫ “You’ve got to know when to hold ’em,
Know when to fold ’em,
Know when to walk away,
And know when to run.” ♪♫
…a voter registration drive.
…Girl Scout Cookie sales event
…the planting of the cannabis in the White House Garden to offset the event’s carbon footprint.
… the media using Farrakhan math and reporting there were really a million stoners there.
… Hillary stumbling around with a bottle of vodka and a reset button.
… giving Preezy a lifetime achievement award.
…will have the legal pot growers/vendors from Washington and Colorado lining the streets.
…the million Doritos consumption.
…the “three martini lunch” being replaced by the “three tokini lunch.” And then after lunch, they’ll get down to some serious smokin’.
… the “I Have a Dorito” speech.
… giving directions to the event to a thousand stoners.
The main event at the “Thousand Stoner March” in DC will be… Dude… Wait? Whut?
…a sit down and relax instead of a march. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
The main event at the “Thousand Stoner March” in DC will be…
finding the main event.
remembering where you parked.
the Malomar roundup.
…featuring Barack Obama as “Master of Ceremonies” with guest appearances from the “Choom Gang.”
The Cheech and Chong film marathon
…a viewing of ‘Reefer Madness’ in 3D for the first time!
…was that today? … Woah. Bruh, I totally meant to go to that.
. . . the ever popular event in which three stoners who are friends with one another go into a room, one leaves, and the other two have to guess who it was.
… will be vastly under-attended because, like, dude! they are so baked!
… the Penntathalon.
… Penn the Tail on El Chapo.
….the lighting of the torch