Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The new list of “Richest People in the World” is out, and Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The new list of “Richest People in the World” is out, and Hillary Clinton…
…is using it as a fund raising tool.
…called Oprah and Elizabeth Windsor.
Immediately started the bidding process for the selling of US secrets.
…began drooling uncontrollably.
…invited them all to Goldman Sachs for a “lecture.”
The new list of “Richest People in the World” is out, and Hillary Clinton…
started channeling her inner Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix.
…started lamenting she’s so poor she’s not even on it.
…admitted she’s broke dead.
. . . screamed, “Hey! Who leaked the list of Clinton Foundation donors?!”
…forced herself to relax her thigh muscles and stop grimacing.
…ate another
strudel babybaby strudel.@10 – Thigh MUSCLES? Thigh fat, maybe.
@12: The muscle is hiding in there.
Ewww!
…smiled to herself, thinking, “Soon!”
…emailed all of them.
…had her surrogates contact them…”Say, nice fortune youse got dere. Be a shame if sum’in’ happen’ to it.”
…made a note to get the FBI files on them once she got into the White House.
…started drinking heavily, got tired, fell down, forgot who she was for a moment… got up, started drinking heavily, got tired, fell down, forgot who she was for a moment… … … … …
…stroked her long-hair Persian and said “Yeeeeeesssssssssssssss.”
The new list of “Richest People in the World” is out, and Hillary Clinton…
vowed to never let the State go hungry again!
…already has the dirt on them.
The new list of “Richest People in the World” is out, and Hillary Clinton…
…cackled and said, “I’ll get you my pretty!”
…promptly deleted the list from her email server.
The new list of “The Richest People in the World” is out, and Hillary Clinton …
… is spitting mad that she was overlooked – again! What’s a Gorgon got to do?
… was seen rubbing her hands together with a wicked smile on her face.
… told Humma to get on her slinky dress and FM heels so she can make some “fund-raising” visits.
… began making plans to woo and wed one of the bachelors on the list should she bomb out in the primaries – again! (FYI, she secretly divorced Bill ages ago and only stays with him because of the dirt they have on each other.)
The New List of “Richest People in the World” Is Out, and Hillary Clinton…
…was listed in the “Old White People” category.