American Airlines rolled out new uniforms to more than 70,000 of its frontline workers in September, and so far the outfits have caused itching, rashes, headaches, and hives in more than 1,000 workers.
You’re forced to have it and it makes your life miserable… sounds like the garment version of Obamacare.
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There’s a slow slideshow of other coin stacks after the end of the video proper (1:20 mark). It’s up to you whether you want to sit through it.
As runaway inflation continues to plague Venezuela, the government’s solution is to issue higher-denomination bills.
Great idea. Like when your boat’s sinking and you make the hole bigger so the water can drain out.
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Defense Secretary Nominee Gen. James Mattis Vows To Make Killing Great Again
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The new implementation of EPA rules on heavy trucks has boosted the 10-year regulatory burden on America past $1 trillion, 75% of which have been imposed by the Obama administration.
Remember all that Obama rhetoric about the economic car in the ditch? Apparently his solution was to fill the thing with concrete blocks.
(a guest post by walruskkkch)
Good evening Mr and Mrs IMAO from border to border and coast to coast and all the Moon Nukers at sea. Let’s go to the news that’s fit to fake.
Flash! Trump’s Electoral vote count tumbles. Hillary still manages to lose. Liberals still pretending a connection to sanity.
Dateline: New York
“Electoral College – Safe spaces? We don’t have no stinkin’ safe spaces!”
Ending a vicious and highly vocal campaign to change minds with sweet reason, Liberals could only claim a partial victory as 2 Trump-pledged Electors changed their votes today in protest. “After insulting them, belittling them, and threatening them with bodily harm, death and worse – like sexual favors from Madonna – we could only get two”, wailed Moonbeam Smith-Smith, Junior at Bennington College.
“Its just not FAIR!” she repeated over and over again before retreating to her safe space and therapeutic finger painting.
In a bit of related irony, Hillary Clinton actually lost more voters than Trump. Including one to ‘Faith Spotted Eagle’ (either a Native American or a grammatically challenged statement of action from a children’s book).
Given the positive retrograde trend, several Hillary supporters hoped that “Plan Mirror, Mirror” might have been activated. The long-shot plan was to have Clinton get a negative vote total, then the universe would reverse itself into a mirror image where all things are opposite, thus providing Hillary with the win. Clinton – oddly sporting a brand new goatee – did not offer a comment, but did contribute a complaint about wombats who got her drink orders wrong and then started miming herself as being trapped behind an immovable walker.
With the penultimate hurdle hurdled, the final hurdle to hurdle will be On January 6, 2017, when current members of Congress meet to count the electoral votes and declare the winner. Social Justice warriors still hope for a final desperate act on someone’s part before that time to prevent Trump from really, really, REALLY being President. “We are thinking about a Toga party or getting the Germans to bomb Pearl Harbor” said notable escapee from reality
Paul Krugman, “I mean, Great Marx’s Ghost! PRESIDENT TRUMP?!?” he screamed over and over until the new sedatives kicked in and they closed the door to his padded cell at the Happy Dale Rest Facility, formerly known as the New York Times.
That’s the all the news we could make up for today. We’ll do better tomorrow. Or not.
Walrus Winchell over and out.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How can you tell if a website is peddling fake news?
Russian President Vladimir Putin says he hopes to “normalize” relations between the US and Russia during Donald Trump’s presidency.
He means the Russian version of normal, though, so expect Trump to do less golfing and more shirtless bear hunting.
Hillary Clinton threw a swanky party at the Plaza Hotel in New York to thank all her millionaire donors for their help during the election.
Makes you wonder how a woman so savvy about optics and so in touch with working class families could’ve lost.
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Hogwarts Versus Real High School
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A spokesman for Russian President Vladimir Putin said the US must either stop accusing Russia of meddling in its elections or prove it.
Now, now… you guys better be nice, or Obama will return your bust of Stalin.
ATLANTIS (AP) – A US oceanographic vessel had its underwater drone stolen by a Chinese warship literally right in front of the eyes of the American crew, a US defense official told CNN.
The USNS Bowditch was sailing about 100 miles off the port at Subic Bay when a small boat from a Chinese warship came up alongside and took the drone.
America wishes its underwater drones looked this cool.
The US got no answer from the Chinese on the radio when the US told the Chinese that the drone was American property.
President Obama downplayed the incident, saying it was a “misunderstanding”.
“I heard,” said Obama, “that our Chinese friends were playing with their water-powered speeder-bike in the area, and just got a little confused. I mean, the drone didn’t really look like their toy, but when you’re in a watery place like the ocean, the sun can play tricks on your eyes and make you all confused about what is and isn’t your property.”
“So,” continued Obama, “in order to avoid any incidents that might upset our nuclear-armed, #1 trading-partner and debt-holder, why don’t we just call it a ‘winter holiday present’? Keep it, play with it, strap a nuke to it and float it towards Taiwan the next time they call Trump – whatever you want! It’s yours!”
Speaking at a press conference, China’s chief diplomat, Sum Tin Wong, gave a prepared statement: “Why you spy on us with drone? Why you talk to Taiwan? Our drone now!”
“Also,” added Wong, “we hack emails and leak to basement nerds, not Russia. Why you no give us credit?”
President-elect Trump refused to publicly comment on the situation, but did recently tweet “Chinese untrustworthy thieves who steal anything that’s not nailed down. On the other hand, they REALLY know how to build a wall.”
