Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:
76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
Which skill would you love to learn?
You know those 1080 degree triple-flip turns that snowboarders do when they’re 20 feet off the ground?
I want to learn how to call 911 when one goes wrong.
Deep sea fishing.
The skill set of Bryan Mills
3d animation
3D printing, now that you remind me.
I want to learn how to take bribes and pass them off as legitimate fees and gratuities. I want to learn to lie, to cheat, do backroom deals, and yet run for re-election as a friend of the working man. I want to “feather my nest” at the expense of the tax payers. I want to learn the art of lying on national television with a straight face. I want to learn the art of padding my travel and expense account so I always make a profit on junkets to places like Europe or Hawaii. I want to be able to retire from “serving the people” as a multi-millionaire. I want to learn the art of feigning righteous indignation. I want to learn the art of saying whatever it takes to further my political aspirations. I want to be able to say with a straight face that I was against that issue before I voted for it. I want to pass odious laws that apply to every other American except me. I want to be above the laws most Americans have to put up with. I want to denounce Wall St. fat cats while taking contributions from them. In other words….I want to learn to be a successful politician.
I want to learn Jabba the Hutt’s language so that I can tell people off by saying in Huttese, “You may have been a good smuggler but now you’re bantha fodder!”