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The most awkward moment at President Trump’s State Dinner…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most awkward moment at President Trump’s State Dinner…
…the Cherry Diet-Coke appertif.
…the Vienna Sausage incident. shudder
…was when Trump passed the mayonnaise to Macron, saying “We have the BEST FOOD”…
…I’m not saying it was Grey Poupon….but it was Grey Poupon!
It had to be when they realized that my invitation had never been sent.
Maybe they didn’t do their Oppo research.
Maybe they did.
The most awkward moment at President Trump’s State Dinner…
when they tried to sneak through the left over dog from Obama’s last State Dinner.
The most awkward moment at President Trump’s State Dinner…
Jim Acosta barging in demanding not to be ignored.
The most awkward moment at President Trump’s State Dinner…
when Donald asked who’s read the latest Frank Fleming book
The most awkward moment at President Trump’s State Dinner…
when the Froggie started hitting on the FLOTUS.
… was when Macron traded a pack of French Ticklers for Melania’s hat.
When Trump hit on Macron’s mother, and then realized she was Macron’s wife.
was when Macron said, “Not meatloaf again,” Then realized Marvin Lee Aday was present.
and the crowd yelled. “Don’t eat the Meatloaf!” just before he said it.
When they all did the dance, The French Mistake.
was when Trump mistook a white flag as France’s National Flag.
was when Macron and Trump started making prank calls to Angela Merkel.
… was when someone asked Trump if he could grab the poisson.
… was when the FBI knew what Trump wanted to order before the waiter did.
When they raced around the White House, Melania told Macron he could eat her poussiere.
occurred when Joe Biden, who still hasn’t been able to find his way out of the White House, walked into the dinner and massaged Brigitte Macron’s shoulders.
or it might have been when he tried the same thing with Melania Trump, who cold-cocked him.
… was when CNN interrupted its programming to annouce there was now clear evidence of Rousseau-American collusion.
… the after-dinner covfefe.
…trying to figure out how much to tip.
The most akward moment at the dinner was…………………..
…was when Al Franken quit in the middle of his shift at the McDonalds drive-through.
…was Macron surrendering to a bowl of sauerkraut.
…happened during the scramble for the last slice of processed American cheese.