Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Among the features of Bernie Sanders’ “Medicare for All” program…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Among the features of Bernie Sanders’ “Medicare for All” program…
…free funeral services!
My first thought as well. And free lawyer fees for expedited will probate.
…and coincidentally, occasional meat rations for the proles. It’s a nice break from Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow.
…’All’ includes wild game animals.
and select plants.
But of course one can’t say it will include Aliens but…it will include Aliens.
…people with three houses are exempted from paying into Medicare.
…*results not guaranteed…
…physical therapy tips from Harry Reid…
…Botox for all…
…free lobotomies for Republican voters…
…gender fluids…
…free power chairs with Hammer & Sickle decals on every side.
…use of 100% recycled syringes…
…right up there with recycled condoms.
…heavy reliance on the concept of “eventually.” And “free.”
…your access based on your party affiliation.
leeches, hemlock, and maybe toss in a few witch doctors
…if you like your doctor he won’t punch you in your infidel face.
…mental health services provided by The Psychic Hotline.
…handy waiting room “You must be this tall not to be aborted” charts in all medical facilities.
…when you have your health you have everything will now be literally true.
…white guys can’t jump through our hoops fitness test.
Congress is, of course, exempt from this debacle
Among the features of Bernie Sanders’ “Medicare for All” program…
…actual care for few.
…the “Replacing your coffee with Folgers Crystals” clause.
…is the mandatory weight loss plan where no one can afford food providing you can find it first.
… guided meditation therapy with the healing words of Ta Nehisi Coates.
Cheap cigars…. 2 for a nickel, or 3 for a dime.
I’m not saying its Alien @nal probe proctology exams…. but is Alien @nal probe proctology exams.
… Biden-inspired Massage Therapy.
free annual covfefe pressure checks.
…all medical equipment maintained by Russians…
Border wall window medical consultation services for 5 cents.
(Dr. Pedro is in)
All service animals will be replaced by service Guatemalan’s, at a significant cost savings.
In home fire ax behind glass labeled….. If 3rection lasts for more than 4 hours, break glass.
Fortunately you have something right there handy you can use to break the glass.
Among the features of Bernie Sanders’ “Medicare for All” program…
“All” will be defined as “No one”.
… genetic analysis performed by Elizabeth Warren.
A blue pill and a red pill.
Guaranteed death.
And taxes!
And tuna
“Colonics for everyone!!!”
Sanity is trying to escape from the nuthouse
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean everyone isn’t out to get you.
…new episodes of “Beat The Reaper” every week on PBS
You get an American Idol style audition in front of the Death Panel.
“Yeah, sorry dog, that’s a ‘no’ from me on the kidney transplant. Good luck with the dialysis though.”
…lupins!
…dispensaries replaced by shyster on a horse drawn wagon selling cure-all elixir.
…an emphasis on holistic medicine, or, as you call it, medical marijuana.
…the motto: We’re all socialists and Jehovah’s Witnesses now.
Since it’s based on socialism, what you should get free is someone else’s medical treatment .. Go into the ER for a broken arm, and get someone else’s quadruple bypass.
…bringing back ad campaigns touting the health benefits of smoking…
Be Happy! Go Lucky! It’s Light Up Time!
I’d walk a mile for a Camel
If you had a camel you wouldn’t have to walk.
Hemorrhoid cream for Quasimodo. He’s got more of a burnin’ feeling, than ringing in his ears.
Sadly no ringing for quite some time I’m afraid.
Live Modern! Smoke L&M
Oops! This should have gone under Bob Bs comment.
…live tax-free for the rest of your life if you become an organ donor today! (We’ll drop by to collect your donation tomorrow.)