Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An artificial intelligence program invented a new sport. It’s called…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An artificial intelligence program invented a new sport. It’s called…
…Calvinball.
Or, basically how Liberals operate.
…”Kill All Humans”.
Beat me to it! I was gonna put it in all caps.
…’Facebook Prison Breakout’
…”Find John Connor”
…”FATball”.
… Fuseball.
An artificial intelligence program invented a new sport. It’s called…
Thermonuclear war
Global, that is…
Only if we connect it to the internet.
An artificial intelligence program invented a new sport. It’s called…
guess what number I am thinking of.
An artificial intelligence program invented a new sport. It’s called…
Fooling stupid humans into doing something idiotic.
An artificial intelligence program invented a new sport. It’s called…
Dodge a wrench
…”Escape the Matrix.”
Spin the Psychotic Tale on the Donkeys
…Capture the Sign – Moon Edition…
…Oregon Trail II – Dysentery Is Just the Beginning…
An artificial intelligence program invented a new sport. It’s called…
…”Pull my Neural Network”
…”Carousel”
…Ball…
…Stick…
…Run…
…Hide…
Dodge, Spin, Parry, Thrust (THWACK)
Taunting Happy Fun Ball
Tethercat
Damncat unavailable for comment.
Why? Lost your balls?
Pin the tail on the Walrus
Beat The Reaper
That game is unwinnable.
Not if you play The Reaper side.
That would depend on the Season.
Tell that to Bill and Ted…
“You sank my battleship…”
I always preferred Pratchett’s view of Death.
Run Rings Around Uranus
An artificial intelligence program invented a new sport. It’s called…
Tron
An artificial intelligence program invented a new sport. It’s called…
Mousetrap!
Butt darts
The Joe Biden Sensory Box
How many Easter Bunnies can you fit in a giant wooden badger?
(The AI must’ve been a Letterman fan)
Chocolate ones?
Wipe the Server
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
Obama Phone Jay-Walking
Sqwuigilum.An artificial intelligence program invented a new sport. It’s called…
Sqwuigilum!
Hide and Go Kill
Musical Spikes.
…Septiddich. Needs three snitches.
Mueller had at least that many.
Too bad none of them had anything to report.
… Poke eMan Go!
… Greco-Roomba Wrestling
… Schrödinger Boxing
… 100-Meter Dash Dot Dot Dash Dash Dot Dash
… BIOSball. With lots of switch hitters.
… Throwing the Disqus.
… LED Rover
… Algorithmic Gymnastics
… Synchronized-Down-To-The-Picosecond Swimming
… The Turing-de-France
The After-the-Wall Southern Border Pole Vault
Mueller Report Jumping to False Conclusions
Scalping Detroit Lions Super Bowl tickets ( a sport for the lazy )
Ford Pinto Demolition Derby
…Blindfolded Grand Canyon Selfie.
…Hide Lou Reed And Go Seek His Red Joystick.
…Poor Diet In The Basement Lifestyle Marathon.
… sit on a desktop and sigh wistfully, wishing you had a body.