That’s a whole side of bacon right there.
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“This is my gavel. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My gavel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my gavel is useless. Without my gavel, I am useless. I must bang my gavel true. I must bang it louder than my enemy who is trying to unseat me.”
This is Nancy. She’s smiling big, very big indeed. She has a new fleeing of confidence that she hasn’t felt since Joe Biden gave her a pat on the fanny back in aught six. She just tried out the new gavel shaped dildo from Acme Products. So ladies if you want a smile as big as Nancy’s remember it’s Acme for all your, ah, needs.
Hey AOC….I got one of those squeaky novelty hammers you get from those guys with carts that sell pinatas and toys in the streer….come here for a minute….
You look like a Nail!
Anyone for Croquet?
Perhaps Polo.
“I had to buy a new hammer. The last one broke when I hit myself in the head.”
Given the proper tools, I can change the world.
And my party has lots of tools.
When I say “ORDER”, I’m talking about Dominos.
My Precious
Pull my hammer
“Hey, Ocasio Cortez, I got something for you…”
“Got the gavel, still not sure about the ‘stick it sideways’ part.”
“There can be only one…”
Hey, I can hit AOC in the head with this all day and she won’t even know it!
Come forward Tinman!
“I dub they Sir Earl of Lies.”
“Anybody seen my sickle?”
Extra helping ~~~
That’s a whole side of bacon right there.
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“Look at my gavel made in China it’s Trump’s fault!”
Ladies and gentlemen, I present . . . my intellectual superior!
“This is my gavel. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My gavel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my gavel is useless. Without my gavel, I am useless. I must bang my gavel true. I must bang it louder than my enemy who is trying to unseat me.”
“I hold in my hand irrefutable evidence that Donald Trump is guilty of collusion with the Koopa Kingdom’s elite soldiers.”
This is Nancy. She’s smiling big, very big indeed. She has a new fleeing of confidence that she hasn’t felt since Joe Biden gave her a pat on the fanny back in aught six. She just tried out the new gavel shaped dildo from Acme Products. So ladies if you want a smile as big as Nancy’s remember it’s Acme for all your, ah, needs.
That thing is warped! How come she always gets a warped one!?
“My plastic surgeon needs this to get the Botox needle past all that gristle and scar tissue.”
You can give a clown a gavel but you can’t make them think.
One really good, solid head….. and also pictured is the speaker of the house.
I’m not saying Nancy if a Vogon alien…. but Nancy is a Vogon alien.
I’m not saying Nancy is a Vogon alien…. but Nancy is a Vogon alien.
(spelling corrected)
Not the sharpest tool in the shed….
Mjollnir?….. I don’t even know her.
“Mr. Mueller, I was your biggest fan, but now you’re a dirty bird!”
…the only thing she really has a grip on.
Maybe if it came with instructions she wouldn’t be hitting the side of the hammer’s head against the striking block.
“Let me mansplain this to you AOC…. Come here and bend over.”
And she bangs, she bangs
Oh baby
When she moves, her botox face cracks
Ready to build her own giant wooden badger.
Peloser
pie jesu domine dona eis requiem (THWACK)
Have gavel, will travel … wire Nancy, San Francisco.
If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning…
“OK, I couldn’t find a flyswatter, but I think this’ll work.”
We need to impeach Trump to find out if he committed any crimes.
from now on, we use ONLY the big hammer to fix everything.
Hey AOC….I got one of those squeaky novelty hammers you get from those guys with carts that sell pinatas and toys in the streer….come here for a minute….
Want to impeach Trump? Knock yourself out. No, really. Beat yourself over the head with that mallet until you are rendered unconscious.
Just twelve gruelling hours with the ACME Face Tenderizer and even a liberal politician can crack a brief smile.
Hey Nancy, what do you want for lunch? (Holds up gavel and puts on stupid smile) Ok, Ham and cheese it is! |HAMMER AND CHEESY SMILE|