Campaigning for 2020 will be a huge change for President Trump. Jetting around the country, speaking to throngs of adoring supporters, listing all the ways Democrats are making themselves look foolish and incompetent. Now he’ll have to add “vote for me” at the end of his speeches.
Will he even have to add that?
{Twists radio dial}
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Self-control to angry Don
Self-control to angry Don
Take your protean pills
Put your helmet on
Self-control to angry Don
Commencing showdown
Vengeance on
Check on Twitter
And may God’s love be with you
[spoken]
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, F***off!
This is ground zero for angry Don
You’ve really made the grade
And the papers want to know how much you care
Now it’s time to leave the Capitol
If you dare
This is @AngryDon to clowns and trolls:
I’m through the looking glass
And I’m gloating
in a most peculiar way
Hollywood’s stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a fish bowl
Far above the world
But the coastal states are blue
And there’s nothing I can do
The IG’s past one hundred thousand files
I’m feeling very ill
And I think my base still knows which way to go
Tell my country I love it very much
It knows
Self-control to angry Don
The circus is dead,
There’s something wrong
Can you hear me, angry Don?
Can you hear me, angry Don?
Can you hear me, angry Don?
Can you….
Here am I fighting like a lone man
I’d love to nuke the Moon
But the coastal states are blue
And there’s nothing I can do
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