Trump Truths: Drill Posted by Harvey on 18 April 2019, 4:00 pm In order to combat rising gas prices, President Trump has vowed to open up drilling in whichever National Park makes Democrats scream the loudest. Worst case, the derrick on Lincoln’s head could be disguised as a stovepipe hat.
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An oil well next to Old Faithful Inn ought to do it.