Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
…CarrotTop.
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Goo goo gaboob
…Entitled McRoyalface…
…Gender Tobedeterminedlater…
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
…Tim?
His name will be Tim but his friends will call him…Tim.
But he’ll go by “The Waco Kid”.
…Jack – a good, woody name…
…Caleb Cadwallader.
Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim Bus Stop F’tang F’tang Ole Biscuit-Barrel
…talk about your woody names!
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
in some crazy lawsuit by the Mayor of London since his name isn’t Mohammed.
That’s bound to change…by the time Prince Harry’s son is a middle aged man, most everyone in Britain will be named Mohammed.
Nonsense, some of them will also be muhammed.
Same difference.
Hush yer mouth!
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
Dennis Moore
Stupid bitch!
…when we get around to it. Don’t get pushy.
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
Player Later
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
Ralph
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
Sir Loin of Beef
Earl of Cloves
Duke of Brittingham
Baron of Munchausen
Essence of Myrrh
Milk of Magnesia
Quarter of ten
London bridge is falling down, falling down…
7th of Line
Fifth of Whiskey
Syttende Mai
…Marky Markle-Windsor.
Henry the Ninth
Wouldn’t that be his Dad? Henry Charles Albert David, Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex.
The widow next door lost another one?
She’s catching up to Zsa Zsa,
We were hoping to head this one off…
That would be Charles.
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
Cthulhu
…anything but John.
…Sir Poop-A-Lot
I read “The Prince and the Pooper.” Good book.
Harvey. That’s a good, royal sounding name, don’t you think?
Such shameless pandering deserves a cookie!
It certainly does! And my Harvey makes really good cookies. Honey? Can I have a cookie for making you look good on the internet?
Hey! Who left the back door open! Welcome back!
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
Mongo.
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
Mister Tibbs.
…I’m not says it’s Al Ian…but it’s Al Ian.
I’m not saying that might be Al E. Lan but… its Al E. Lan.
LEEROY JENKINS!
(aka Little Lord Flaunt Leeroy)
Sue. Which is what he will do to his parents if they actually name him that.
Shirley. But don’t call him that.
Sheriff Bartlett.
Surely you jest.
…after someone who’s never been in my kitchen
Slartibartfast
Just another error apparent
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
Really, Who cares?
Seymore Butts
Dumpster Baby
Hours later, I still can’t get that “Dumpster Baby” song out of my head!
Prince Harry’s newborn baby son will be named…
Prince of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Protector of the Realm, Prince of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Brother of Dragons, The Unburnt, Breaker of Chains, Lord of Dragonstone
Well I guess that beats the hell out of Clem.
…Randolph Scott.
[singing in the fashion of a church choir] Randolph Scott!
…”Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III”
…Prince Albert and he will indeed live in a can
Vladimir, just to watch liberal heads explode
…Xer Royal Ambiguousness, Prinxess Starfire Vampyre Wyldefyre Beto is a Furry
… Cousino Royale
… Son Neversets
… the Giant Scion on the Moon
…Raymond Luxury Yacht (pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove).
…Rogers Nelson.
Royal Purple?
… Sussex, Sussex, Sussex. Is that all you ever think about?
The baby formerly known as Prince.
My Purple Reign response appears below.
With that for a mom he will probably be called Princess whatever official moniker he winds up with.
…Melvin, and will be called collect from the States often.
Harvey Flapdoodle
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice?
Beatlejuice, it is England you know.
Oops! That’s 3 times!!!
BeatleJews sounds anti-Semitic
Loretta
Nobody
The Dark Knight
Bob
…only if circumcised.
Inigo Montoya
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Lord Voldemort
Richard Cranium
Winston Chesterfield Raleigh, Viceroy of Marlboro
He’ll live in Salem and ride a Camel.
and light up Parliament.
By Virginia he’ll have to be slim.
He’s come a long way, for a baby!
I heard he’s already asking for Prince Albert in a can.
… the royal wee.
O poo.
… the Sheriff of Nottinbred.
Purple Reign
Richard, so he can be called Harry’s Dick.
Gozer the Traveler
… The Markle on Thoughty-Fuourth Street
… Exhibit A in the queen mother of all child support cases.
… Flounder.
Go ahead. Ask me why.
Why Bluto why?
I’ll bite (just ask the neighbor’s dog). Why?
{burp} WHY NOT?!?
Excuse me…but it was Kroger, AKA Pinto, who asked “Why Pinto?…
Trust me on this…I’m pre-law…
Whoops! Altered memory.
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burtstein -von -knackerthrasher -applebanger -horowitz -walrusensic -granderknotty -spelltinkle -hokiegomer -grandlich -grumblemeyer -c64woodword -spelterwasser -bobbdohtimes -kurstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -damnkatzenjammer -gutenabendbitte -eine -nurnburger -bratwustle formerhostage-gerspurten -mit -zzyzxmache -luber -doldrum -hundsfut -gumbeauxberaber -shoenendanker -cliffykalbsfleisch -mittler -rodneydill von Hautkopft
of Ulm
… George 0, also known as George Zip.
… Archie Chonya.
Phew! Got to 100.
Archie! Go figure. I suppose if he has a brother he’ll be named either Reggie or Jughead, and any sisters well be either Betty or Veronica.
I think his Grandpa has “Jughead” all sewn up.
More truth than fiction in that statement.
Ruprecht
Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git.
(Dynastic fun fact: He is already betrothed to Dreary Fat Boring Old, and their children will be Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced and Ghastly Spotty Horrible Vicious Little.)
… the Duke of Girls. (He’s single, ladies!)
Dunno — but you could power every windmill in England with all the “Well!”s and “I never!”s from the IMAO fans in Wind/Sore Castle.
… Buckingham Sandwich.
DINSDALE!