Trump Truths: Fortune

President Trump is reportedly making a fortune on his new app that sells pre-carbon-offset effigies of him for liberals to burn. He’s thinking of taking up smoking just so that he can light cigars with all the $100 bills.

8 Comments

  1. So many Democrats to choose from!
    Yet one thing have we learned:
    They don’t like to lose ’em —
    Scalia. Seth Rich. Berned.

    The political maturity
    Of Trump still makes me nervous:
    I trust he trusts his security
    More than the Secret Service.

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