[To the tune of “Somebody To Love” by Jefferson Airplane]
When the founders truths
are all called lies.
And all the liberty
in the country dies.
Don’t you want somebody who will fight
Don’t you need somebody who will fight
Wouldn’t you love somebody who will fight
You better find somebody who will fight
Fights!
When the lefties protest
and want you dead, yes
and the law, the law
fails to protect.
you.
Don’t you want somebody to set it right
Don’t you need somebody to set it right
Wouldn’t you love somebody to set it right
I know where you can find somebody to set it right.
Their lies, I say their lies
all day long they hiss
But in your head my friend
don’t you fall for any of this.
Don’t you want somebody who might
Don’t you need somebody who might
Wouldn’t you love somebody who might
Well you’ve found somebody who might
do..
Progs tears are running
They’re running all down their breasts
And you got a friend
who won’t treat you like a pest.
Now we got somebody like Trump
’cause we need somebody like Trump
You gotta love somebody like Trump
Thank God we found somebody like Trump.
Now walrus is writing songs, too?
At some point, I suspect Oppo’s gonna jump up on a hickory stump and say “Boy, let me tell you what…”
The Muse Awakens…
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Oppo said:
“Walrus, just c’mon back
If you ever wanna try again
‘Cause I told you once, you son of a *****,
I’m depressed you ever been!”
Fire off a posting! Run, boys, run!
Devil’s in the details, not in a pun.
Riffin’ but deadpan — Quick in-out — D’oh!
Clouseau: “Does your dog bite?” ‘No, mon ami, no.”
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— The Drivel Went Down (To Visit Basil) In Georgia
Now Oppo went down to IMAO
he was lookin’ for some songs to steal
He was in a bind
He was way behind
he was willin’ to make a deal.
So when he came across a young boy
writin’ some parody that was hot
Oppo jumped up
on a Hickiry stump
and said, “Boy let me tell you what.”
I guess you didn’t know it
but I parody old songs too
And if you care
to take a dare
I’ll make a be with you.
Now you write a pretty good song, boy
But give ol’ Oppo his due
I’ll bet my last sign on the moon
against your soul
Cause I think I’m better than you.
Now the boy said, “my name’s Walrus”
and it might be a sin
but I’ll take your bet
and your gonna regret
’cause I’m the best that’s ever been.
Walrus sharpen up your pencil
and play your Thesaurus hard
‘Cause Hell’s broke lose at IMAO
and Oppo deals the puns.
If you win you get the final sign placed on the Moon
but if you lose then Oppo gets your soul.
[Musical interlude.]
I’m tired from my day of golf, might have to finish this tomorrow.
Golfing? I thought your bogey imitation came from “Casablanca.”
Retirement preparation. Going again today.
Well, even if it’s a hop, skip, and a jump away, remember that there’s no gamboling at Bushwood.
I love Weird Al
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVCaT6FvI_8