Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The three-word phrase you’ll hear repeatedly at the Democrat debate…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The three-word phrase you’ll hear repeatedly at the Democrat debate…
I’m not saying it’s “Biden’s an alien,” but it’s “Biden’s an alien.”
They got 23 other names that can be interchanged with Biden if you want.
FREE FREE FREE!…OR
IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH!
“Taxes, taxes, taxes”
Large wooden badger.
That Darn Trump
Who is that?
Vote for me.
Stay on point
“Make America Venezuela”
(they won’t say those actual words but that’s what they mean)
I’m sorrrr-reeee
Please sit down.
Sic Transit Gloria
Shut up, people
The three-word phrase you’ll hear repeatedly at the Democrat debate…
Orange Man Bad
Up twinkles only
The three-word phrase you’ll hear repeatedly at the Democrat debate…
Your time’s up.
“Perestroika” “Perestroika” “Perestroika”!
What? Me qualified?
The three-word phrase you’ll hear repeatedly at the Democrat debate…
[Insert Pander] is free!
The three-word phrase you’ll hear repeatedly at the Democrat debate…
He’s literally Hitler
Ain’t no borders
“I am Smarm-icus!”
The three-word phrase you’ll hear repeatedly at the Democrat debate…
Is this on?
Swalwell, Swalwell, Swalwell
The three-word phrase you’ll hear repeatedly at the Democrat debate…
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
The three-word phrase you’ll hear repeatedly at the Democrat debate…
Hold my beer.
The three-word phrase you’ll hear repeatedly at the Democrat debate…
We can help
The three-word phrase you’ll hear repeatedly at the Democrat debate…
save the planet
No hablo ingles
Whole pack of Costco bacon for you, sir!
“We want Cankles”!
“You ignorant slut”
did AOC enter the race?!
2028
Luckily that can be used interchangeably with Liberals.
“We want Hillary!”
“No we don’t!”
…Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
That’s no moon.
It’s Stacey Abrams
Arbeit Mach Frei
Amok! Amolk! Amok!
Nanu Nanu Nanu
I’m your Huckleberry.
That is what they’ll say – but “I’m your dingleberry” would be more accurate.
Pull my finger.
I need money
“… and I HUNGER!”
“I’m bad with numbers.”
hindsight is 2020
Mayor Pete, is that you?
My favorite color?
Bend and….. SNAP
“You lose.”
[Silent Cal smiles]
(Golf Clap)
Par, Birdie or Eagle?
Stand and deliver! (Your tax dollars to us.)
“And the Moderator spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou wait for your turn Then, shalt thou speak a phrase of three words, no more, no less. Three shall be the number of words thou shalt speak, and the number of the speaking shall be three. Four shalt thou not speak, nor either speak thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number of words equal three, so being the third word, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy sound bite towards the foe Trump, who being naughty in our sight, shall snuff it.'”
…Hope and Change-your-gender.
…Kamala Does Dallas.
…two percent qualified.
…forget the Alamo.
…die, rich, die.
…old, white, shoo-in.
…s’mores, gas, bored. (?)
…political correctness minefield.
…need more coffee.
…math matters.
“Media, stop applauding.”
Cut to commercial
Candidate 3 word catch phrases:
Booker: I’m Tiger Woods
Castro: I’m at 0
de Blasio: Less than 0
Delaney: 0 here too
Gabbard: 0 here three
Inslee: I’m at 1
Klobuchar: Flip and flop
O’Rourke: Not arrested recently
Ryan: Woohoo, point 5!
Warren: Bow and arrow
Yada. Yada. Yada.
“And now: . . . ” “It’s.”
Jay oh be ess.
Please clap now.
IT’S A TRAP!
“Exit stage left”
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Diversity is Strength
Masculinity is Toxic
Ah, yes… From the sequel to “1984” – “2020”
“Ice Berg Ahead!”
“Step back, Joe”