If you’re wondering what to give your dad for Father’s Day, I have the solution.
No more ugly ties, no more #1 Dad coffee mugs. This time, get him something he’ll use and appreciate and always be grateful to you for.
But…
First you take that roll and, on the cardboard core, write “Happy Father’s Day! Love, [your name]”
Now every time he uses that roll, he will remember who gave it to him, and he will be reminded that you love him.
Oh, and if you ARE the father, send your kids a link to this post.
And if you’ve got some extra change in your pocket, throw in some WD40 and a pair of vise grips. Add a Bible and you’ve got every eventuality covered until the end of time.
If it moves and its not supposed to… use the duct tape.
If it doesn’t move and its supposed to… use the WD-40
If he’s a really old father, maybe a grandfather, get him gaffer tape.
Okay Samwise.
Duck tape and…a Black Flag t-shirt.