Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
As part of his Independence Day celebration, President Trump wants a parade that includes…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
As part of his Independence Day celebration, President Trump wants a parade that includes…
15 mile wide flying saucers
Heroes of the Revolution!
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists!
Sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!
… seeing his crushed enemies driven before the pavilion, and hearing the lamentation of the women…
When it comes to the subject of Trump all you ever hear from Democrat women is lamentations.
… flags with 13 stars on every float
Sorry we can’t do that, it might offend Colin Kaepernick.
… progressive dunking booths to pay off the federal debt
…Hillary in a cage.
…in the Spirit of 76, he wants that many of EVERY musical instrument…not just trombones! Picture the pianos.
…Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!
Yes! Gene Gene! Even though he died in 2015 I heard he’s a member of the Walking Dead now and would do it..and like always, no chance of getting gonged.
…something YUUUGE!
…a calliope in front of the Democrat’s ‘Clown Car’.
…the Baby Trump Balloon leading the parade!
…signs on the moon advertising the event big enough to be seen with the naked eye.
…every federal government employee, marching in a single file. Expect to hear a lot of “You’re fired!”…
…twenty-one tanks, firing a salvo at the Washington Post.
…dropping a giant milkshake on the Capitol building.
…a sign saying: Be honest, you hope it damages the monuments.
…just Nelson Muntz on his bike saying Ha Ha.
a twenty-foot long tungsten rod,
a railgun,
a laser powerful enough to melt the engines off Iranian Republican Guard’s little boats.
(regarding the laser)…from Washington DC.
…AOC and Joe Biden. In fact, every Dem running for president. Every parade needs clowns!
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