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  1. Reagan’s birthday
    The moment your college loans are paid back by you, the Loanee.
    Trump’s fantastic 4th of July Parade
    The life and times of George H.W. Bush
    The fall of Communism in the Eastern Block
    Melania Trump’s ‘better looking clothing than Michelle Obama’s’

  2. … the yearly event when children are cast out from caring government guidance over their routines, left to the chaotic schemes of their legal guardians or even their own psyches.
    Otherwise known as “summer break”.

  3. …MLK, Jr. Birthday (they aren’t exactly fans of that whole “content of their character” thing.)

    …National Ice Cream day (not vegan inclusive.)

    …opening day of hunting season.

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