Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
…an appalling lack of power to the people…
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
squirrels.
They died?
The squirrels are no more! They have ceased to be! They’vs expired and gone to meet their maker! they are all stiff! Bereft of life, they rests in peace! They bit some wires from the power grid and are now pushing up the daisies! Their metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘they’ve off the twig! they’ve kicked the bucket, they’ve shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THEY ARE EX-SQUIRRELS!!
…Ol’ Sparky lost that magic.
…AI systems have learned how to jerry-rig connections to the power grid…
Skynet smiles quietly to itself.
… was a practical joke by the Great Attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
all those filthy rich Republicans in Manhattan hording all the power to themselves.
…a disagreement between Tom Edison and Nick Tesla.
…the $15 minimum wage…
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
I’m not saying it was walruskkkch, but it was walruskkkch.
I got alibis.
I’m not saying they’re alibis, but…
…excessive Millennial generation…
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
not enough tax payer subsidies to the electrical companies and insufficient amounts of kickbacks to the politicians up in Albany.
…someone plugged in a hair dryer…
…DeBlassio turned the demagoguery up to “11”.
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
Trump.
The post it note next to the main switch that said “DO NOT TOUCH!” fell off the wall.
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
the Polar Bear was on the bench that day.
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
…alligators in the
sewersconduits.Shart circuit.
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
is complicated and could be reasonably explained but screw it, we’ll just blame Global Climate Change.
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
the elimination of “Likes” on Instagram.
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
Hornswogglers
Now who can argue with that?
Hornswogglers!! Well….that’s still better than bring an Indian Agent.
…a terrible shortage of Wyoming Coal.
…AOC negotiated a new power deal…
Tim Allen was testing his Christmas lights.
“Hardware” incorrectly wiring the air conditioner they stole from Morty’s office at camp North Star. Hardware is quoted as saying “he loves the heat” when asked about it by bunk mate The Fink.
Power just appeared to be out. It was “AOC Night” in NY, and the customers were simply using very, very, very dim bulbs.
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
using gender fluid couplings on their electrical connections.
The real cause of the New York City power outage…
testing the question of what did Socialists use for light before candles.
Collective campfires!
With their incessant “Mein Campfire” chants of “Gimme S’mores!”
Johnny: “Just kidding!”
I guess some of those news reporters did learn to code, and got jobs in NYC’s power grid.
Gridzilla!
.
The Stay-Pfft! Marshmallow Man
Their commitment to the Ohmless.
Someone used their tongue in Battery Park.
Solar and wind power didn’t make it there on a still, humid night with huge demand.
But if they could make it there, they’d make it used everywhere.
Blame Canada. And Jews. Canadian Jews. Definitely.