(Cue up a rinkey-tink piano score — or else the Benny Hill theme.)
The Biden campaign:

The Warren campaign:

The Sanders campaign:

The rest of the Democratic field (scaled for importance):

The Trump campaign:

Oh, almost forgot the Hillary campaign (also scaled for importance):

Democrat support base:

And its subset, the media:


Wouldn’t it be more correct to say “Part Cherokee Store”?
Isn’t there a “B” missing from the next line?
Chief Auto Parts.
We can fix it in post production.
Can’t say she’s noways tired!
Very nice analogy, very nice indeed, however, I see the Democrats and their candidates more like this………………
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDXv3jzjaFc
Bernie should be a broken down Tabant.
Yes, I know “broken down Trabant” is redundant.
Someone else’s broken down Trabant.
No he should be a stolen top of the line Dusenberg with a picture of a broken down Trabant lazily propped up in front of it.
Remember he’s a multi-millionaire. He just acts like a commie to get your money.
The next to last link — “Democrat Support Base, Part II” — doesn’t work for me.
It gives me a sad, missing out on the mockery.
Fixed it. It was just a duplicate of the truck photo, but under an obsolete name.
Well, darn. I was hoping for something like an Edsel or a Pontiac Aztek, but I guess they were from the wrong era.
Maybe an old steamroller or bulldozer?
Thanks for the cleanup, though, Oppo.
It should be a fleet of greyhound buses…