Boris Compares Himself and Biden to Churchill and Roosevelt
Breitbart | 06/11/2021 | Jack MontgomeryPrime Minister Boris Johnson has compared himself and President Joe Biden to wartime leaders Sir Winston Churchill and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
… As in, all four are dead from the neck up?
The American president is helpless on stairs?
Kamala wants a “Lend Leash” agreement?
Egads, it’s Friday. Why, these cartoons and memes should have been to me yesterday! This is unacceptable! Can you can give one good reason why I should not have you fired?
“Sorry Sir I can’t, But can you see it in your heart of hearts to give me one more chance?”
Errr… what were we talking about? My mind seems to have wandered a bit there.
“Here are the Memes sir.”
Thank you.
“Ha! We already control how they breathe. Breathe — can you believe it? And their medical care. And their protection before the law. And how they communicate. And their electricity and gasoline. Oh, and their income, mobility, death taxes, school choice, and voting. So what’s the next step?”
Federal Government Drastically Cuts Water Deliveries to California Cities, Farms
SF Gate | May 26, 2021 | Amy GraffIn a drastic move signaling California’s looming drought crisis, federal water managers announced Wednesday they’re cutting water allocations to farms and cities again.
The U.S. Bureau of Reclamation, which supplies water in California through the Central Valley Project, said it expects to cut its delivery to the urban areas it serves by more than half, allocating 25% of the contracted amount rather than the 55% that was announced earlier.
Water districts in the San Francisco Bay Area that have contracts with the Central Valley Project and are affected by the cut.
The federal government also announced that their water allocations to farm-irrigation districts in the Central Valley will be reduced to zero. In February, the bureau allocated farmers 5% of their contract supply.
All that remains is a tax on “thingy.”
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Foreign Diplomats, Heads of State Refuse To Believe What Is Claimed To Have Come Out of Biden’s Mouth
* Poll: 90% of Americans Agree
Interpreters: “Please — We Have Already Endured Enough Torture!”
In-a-continent, far, far away:
Joe Biden (waking up): Where am I? Where am I??
Aide: Europe.
Biden: Yes, I am. But where am I? Where am I?
Aide: That’s what I’m trying to tell you: Europe.
Biden: I am?
{Looks down, disappointed}
No, man. Haven’t seen — you know, the thing — since I ran.
Aide: We haven”t been there yet, sir.
Biden: Where?
Aide: Iran.
Biden: You did? You must’ve dropped out before the primaries, like Brunette Shoulder-Length Harris.
Aide: I was referring to the country, sir.
Biden: I love it more than the city. What direction is it from here?
Aide: East.
Biden: Far East?
Aide: No, sir, Near.
Biden: Near what?
Aide: Iraq.
Biden: AOC? Whitmer? . . . Not . . . {shudders} . . . Belosi?
Aide: You misunderstand, sir.
Biden: What miss? And where I stand is none of your business! What’s on the agenda?
Aide: Putin.
Biden: After that.
