Oh, Great: Something Else To Worry About

In 2019, 2,231 inmates escaped from state or federal prisons in the United States.

Jan 19, 2022 — Notorious Mexican gangster El Chapo escaped from a maximum security prison by hiding in a laundry basket wheeled out by a guard with whom he was friendly.
From ABC7 Chicago:
Investigators say El Chapo once told them he had killed 2,000 to 3,000 people.

4 Inmates, Including Murder Suspect, Escape From Georgia Jail, Authorities Say
NBC Bay Area | 10/16/23 | Antonio Planas

The escapees got out through a damaged window, cut a fence and fled in a blue Dodge Challenger, the Bibb County Sheriff’s Office said.

Cartoons and Memes

“Ahh, Miss Welch. All dressed up for Halloween I see.”

“Halloween?”

“Yes, the holiday where people dress up and kids go door to door to get candy.”

“Never heard of it sir.”

“Taking orders then?”

“Not from you.”

“But I’m your supervisor.”

“So you say.”

“Stop being sassy and get those memes up and running.”

“If I must.”

“You are really cruising for a spanking.”

“And after that…?”

“Be still my heart.”

Winner

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Which one is funniest?
158 votes · 158 answers

Waiter, I’ll Just Have the EV-in Water

EV Won’t Start After Driving in Rain, Owner Left Speechless When Stuck with $20K Bill
thefederalistpapers.org | October 16, 2023 | Joe Saunders

According to the Scottish news outlet EdinburbghLive, the owner of a Tesla has been asked by the company to fork over the equivalent of more than $20,000 for repairs to a battery that was reportedly damaged by rain while it was parked on a street in the Scottish capital last week.

Sound like it might be a problem? The owner sure thought so.

According to the report, the vehicle belongs to Johnny Bacigalupo and Rob Hussey, a gay couple living in the Edinburgh suburbs.

Why did they think it was necessary to throw that in? What kind of clothes were they wearing? What TV shows do they like?

On Oct. 7, they drove into the city for dinner without any problem, but they found the car wouldn’t start afterward.

They waited for hours for Tesla roadside assistance, EdinburghLive reported, which only resulted in the vehicle being hauled away.

But that was only the beginning of the trouble.

“After complaints from me, we received a call at 5:30 p.m. on the Wednesday, saying the battery was damaged due to water ingress and it was unfortunately not covered by the battery’s 8-year warranty, and so the repair would be around £17,500 [$21,351],” Bacigalupo said, according to the report.

“Did I wish to proceed? I was flabbergasted and couldn’t really find my words.”

Oh, look around. They’re somewhere.

Straight Line of the Day: The Great Thing About STEM Majors Who Can’t Do Math Is…

Math disaster in college: Would-be STEM majors can’t add 1/2 + 1/3
Joanne Jacobs | Sep 6, 2023 | Joanne Jacobs

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At Temple, the number of students placed into intermediate algebra, the equivalent of ninth-grade math, has nearly doubled, writes Binkley. It’s the lowest option for STEM majors.

In a softball quiz at the start of last year’s fall semester, students were asked to subtract eight from negative six, recalls Jessica Babcock. “I graded a whole bunch of papers in a row. No two papers had the same answer, and none of them were correct.”

“It’s not just that they’re unprepared, they’re almost damaged,” said Brian Rider, Temple’s math chair. “I hate to use that term, but they’re so behind.”

SI Swimsuit Madness : Round 1 Matches 29 & 30 : Results ound 1 Matches 27 & 28

Welcome everyone. We have the results from last week’s matches and the next ones up from round one. Enjoy.

Results

Round 1 Match 27

Michelle Jenneke 168 Defeats Marquita Pring 39

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Who do you prefer?
83 votes

Round 1 Match 28

Mayla Dalbesio 126 Defeats Mia Kang 57

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Who do you prefer?
78 votes

This week’s matches

Round 1 Match 29

Naomi Osaka vs Natasha Barnard

Naomi Osaka

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Natasha Barnard

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Who do you prefer?
85 votes

Round 1 Match 30

Paige Spiranac vs Paige Vanzant

Paige Spiranac

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Paige Vanzant

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Who do you prefer?
92 votes

Cherry-Picking, Jury-Rigging

Nobel Economist Paul Krugman Gets Trolled for Saying Inflation Is Over if You Just Exclude Most of What People Buy
Business Insider | October 13, 2023 | Theron Mohamed

Paul Krugman was widely trolled on Thursday for saying that if you just ignore food, energy (including gasoline), housing, and used cars — unavoidable costs for many Americans — then the period of surging prices has passed.

“The war on inflation is over,” he posted on X, attaching a chart showing the Consumer Price Index (CPI) dropped from 7% last summer to below 2% in September if you exclude those four items. “We won, at very little cost.”

“. . . food prices are up 20% since December 2020. Talk about destruction of middle class wealth!”
Confounded Interest | 10/14/2023 | Anthony B. Sanders

Looking for Fangbeer and Other Science-Minded MoonNukers To Comment on the Comments

$1 Billion for Hydrogen Hub Coming to Michigan
mlive.com | Oct. 13, 2023 | Sheri McWhirter

LANSING, MI – A whole lot of hydrogen is coming.

Michigan was tapped by federal energy regulators to build a new clean hydrogen hub and develop regional supply chains for the fuel source. The goal is to create a market for fueling trucks and heavy-duty vehicles with clean hydrogen, which comes without any tailpipe emissions.

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer announced $1 billion in federal funding for the project by Midwest Alliance for Clean Hydrogen, known as MachH2. She said it would bring thousands of jobs to Michigan.

The comments that caught my attention:

“bring thousands of jobs to Michigan”

Until the federal gravy train FINALLY stops on the tracks. These types of people know NOTHING about job creation. They think spending our tax money on make-work jobs is “job creation.” It’s nothing but a path to a failed nation.

The government is always yammering about “creating a market” or “building infrastructure to create a market,” yet NOT ONE of their ridiculous pipe dreams EVER comes true.

Three quarters of the money will find it way to the pockets of corrupt politicians, union bosses, and the exec staff of startup company who vote “D” and make big “contributions” of the money to the Dem pols. (see “Solyndra”)

One quarter of the money will build something that doesn’t work, will be shut down, will be abandoned, and will be a rusting hulk wasteland within five years. (see “Solyndra” again)

Then the government will say “We just need to try harder and better” and fund the next one with the second billion dollars. (see “Solyndra” yet again)

We’ve all seen this movie so many times.

If this hydrogen project is such a great idea, then why am I being asked to give MACH a billion dollars?

Another billion dollar boondoggle. Where does the power come from to crack the hydrogen?

Hydrogen combustion is not emission free. The emission is H2O. And the production of hydrogen requires energy from what source? And hydrogen storage is expensive and can be risky. This hydrogen fad is not really a solution to anything.

“‘…which comes without any tailpipe emissions.”

I guess we’re not supposed to notice this zero emissions claim.

Is the combustion done in air?