“Good morning Mr. Walrus, we ready?”
“I know I am.”
“To post the memes.”
“Oh… that. I guess so.”
Winner
This week
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Archive of entries posted on September 2025
FEMA FOMO FAFO
FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out. They didn’t want to be left behind by all those other government workers.
FEMA workers fired for watching ‘racially charged’ porn, bestiality content on gov’t-issued devices at work
NY Post | 09/02/2025 | Josh ChristensonTwo FEMA workers tasked with helping to keep the country safe from terrorism and nuclear meltdowns were booted Tuesday — for watching “racially charged” and other sick porn on the job, The Post has learned.
The lewd-loving employees were canned after an internal investigation by the Department of Homeland Security’s Insider Threat Operations Center, which flagged at least one of them for consuming “deviant pornography” — including bestiality, said DHS officials, whose department oversees the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
“These individuals had access to critical information and intelligence and were entrusted to safeguard Americans from emergencies—and instead they were consuming pornography,” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem seethed in a statement.
“And in at least one case the pornography consumed was racially charged and involved bestiality,” Noem said.
Both rogue workers were stationed at FEMA’s isolated, sparsely populated Mount Weather Emergency Operations Center near Bluemont, Va., which is supposed to safeguard the homeland against national emergencies, terror attacks, and even nuclear disasters.
This is part of FEMA’s job? What are their prevention powers?
They used their FEMA-issued devices, including at least computer, during the work day for their seamy antics, officials said.
“When disasters strike, FEMA cannot afford to be caught with its pants down,” a source noted to The Post of the scandal.
National Guard To Start Committing Crimes in Chicago So Authorities Will Leave Them Alone
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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 8/27/2025 : New Matches for 9/3/2025
Hope everyone had a great Labor Day weekend.
Results
| Lois Chiles | No Preference | Talisa Soto |
|---|---|---|
| 118 | 3 | 71 |
| Eva Green | No Preference | Corinne Clery |
|---|---|---|
| 132 | 0 | 75 |
Matches for 9/3/3035
Match 1
Emily Bolton (Manuela) vs Catherina Murino (Solange Dimitrios)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Emily Bolton | 1 – 3 – 0 | 183 – 13 – 473 |
Actress: Emily Bolton Nationality: Aruban Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Manuela was an agent working for station VH. She tailed Bond after he left the airport in Reo, and by the time he got to his hotel, she was making him a vodka Martini at the mini bar in his suite. Manuela helped Bond find one of Hugo Drax’s warehouses, but she proved to be a burden as she was almost killed by assassin Jaws.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherina Murino | 1 – 3 – 0 | 445 – 8 – 424 |
Actress: Catherina Murino Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006) Synopsis:
Solange Dimitrios was the wife of Alex Dimitrios, a villain working for Le Chiffre. She joined Alex at a poker table, but was dismissed for being several hours late, and instead sat bored at the bar. At the end of the evening, her husband’s Aston Martin DB5 was brought round by the valet, and she went to get in. However, Bond had won the car in their poker game, and he used his charm to tempt her back to his place for a drink.
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Match 2
Leila Shenna (Private Jet Hostess) vs Olga Kurylenko (Camille Montes)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Leila Shenna | 0 – 4 – 0 | 99 – 21 – 575 |
Actress: Leila Shenna Nationality: Moroccan Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
James Bond was aboard a private jet, enjoying his “last leg” of the mission with the hostess. Bond stated “I don’t think I’m ever going to fly with anyone else”, to which the hostess responded “You’re so right, Mr Bond” as she pulled a gun on him. Bond was then thrown out of the plane without a parachute, and was left to steal another mans, mid air. The fate of the hostess was unknown.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Olga Kurylenko | 3 – 1 – 0 | 506 – 7 – 256 |
Actress: Olga Kurylenko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Camille Montes was a Bolivian agent who’s family was murdered by General Medrano. She slept with Medrano’s business acquaintance Dominic Greene to try and get close enough to Medrano to enact revenge. The plan failed and she was almost killed, so Camille teamed up with Bond to kill Medrano and Greene.
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Straight Line of the Day: Los Alamos Is Hosting a Hazmat Competition. Your Entry: …
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KOB4 | 8/30/25
Caption This!
Babesleaga Group AH : Week 4 : Sara Evans vs Deana Carter
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Sara Evans vs Deana Carter
Sara Evans (3-0-0 Pts. 189 Avg. 63.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Martina McBride 65-41
- Week 2 Defeated Trisha Yearwood 72-18
- Week 3 Defeated Faith Hill 52-45
VS
Deana Carter (1-2-0 Pts. 128 Avg. 42.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Faith Hill 32-72
- Week 2 Lost to Shania Twain 27-67
- Week 3 Defeated Lee Ann Womack 69-22
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Babesleaga Group AH : Week 4 : Faith Hill vs LeAnn Rimes
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Faith Hill vs LeAnn Rimes
Faith Hill (2-1-0 ZPts. 167 Avg. 55.67)
- Week 1 Defeated Deana Carter 72-32
- Week 2 Defeated Martina McBride 50-39
- Week 3 Lost to Sara Evans 45-52
VS
LeAnn Rimes (2-1-0 Pts. 172 Avg. 57.33)
- Week 1 Defeated Trisha Yearwood 57-44
- Week 2 Defeated Lee Ann Womack 68-27
- Week 3 Lost to Martina McBride 47-56
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Babesleaga Group AH : Week 4 : Trisha Yearwood vs Lee Ann Womack
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Trisha Yearwood vs Lee Ann Womack
Trisha Yearwood (0-3-0 Pts. 81 Avg. 27.00)
- Week 1 Lost to LeAnn Rimes 44-57
- Week 2 Lost to Sara Evans 18-72
- Week 3 Lost to Shania Twain 19-71
VS
Lee Ann Womack (0-3-0 Pts. 62 Avg. 20.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Shania Twain 13-89
- Week 2 Lost to LeAnn Rimes 27-68
- Week 3 Lost to Deana Carter 22-69
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Babesleaga Group AH : Week 4 : Shania Twain vs Martina McBride
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Shania Twain vs Martina McBride
Shania Twain (3-0-0 Pts. 227 Avg. 75.67)
- Week 1 Defeated Lee Ann Womack 89-13
- Week 2 Defeated Deana Carter 67-27
- Week 3 Defeated Trisha Yearwood 71-19
VS
Martina McBride (1-2-0 Pts. 136 Avg. 45.33)
- Week 1 Lost to Sara Evans 41-65
- Week 2 Lost to Faith Hill 39-50
- Week 3 Defeated LeAnn Rimes 56-47
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Babesleaga Group AH : Week 3 Results and Standings
Getting ready for week 4. Group AI is starting to take shape. Promises to be a good one.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shania Twain | 3 – 0 – 0 | 227 | 75.67 | 59 | 75.67 – 19.67 |
| Sara Evans | 3 – 0 – 0 | 189 | 63.00 | 104 | 63.00 – 34.67 |
| LeAnn Rimes | 2 – 1 – 0 | 172 | 57.33 | 127 | 57.33 – 42.33 |
| Faith Hill | 2 – 1 – 0 | 167 | 55.67 | 123 | 55.67 – 41.00 |
| Martina McBride | 1 – 2 – 0 | 136 | 45.33 | 162 | 45.33 – 54.00 |
| Deana Carter | 1 – 2 – 0 | 128 | 42.67 | 161 | 42.67 – 53.67 |
| Trisha Yearwood | 0 – 3 – 0 | 81 | 27.00 | 200 | 27.00 – 66.67 |
| Lee Ann Womack | 0 – 3 – 0 | 62 | 20.67 | 226 | 20.67 – 75.33 |
Week 4
- 10:00 am Shania Twain vs Martina McBride
- 2:00 pm Trisha Yearwood vs Lee Ann Womack
- 6:00 pm Faith Hill vs LeAnn Rimes
- 8:00 pm Sara Evans vs Deana Carter