“So you see Miss Welch, if she weighs the same as a duck…”
“She’s made of wood.”
“And therefore…?
“A witch?”
Gotta love logic.
Winner
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Archive of entries posted on June 2026
Straight Line of the Day: Quick — We Need a Title for a Western.
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/17/2026 : New Matches for 6/24/2026
Morning already? I guess it is time to get up.
Results from 6/17/2026
| (6) Caroline Munro | No Preference | Gloria Hendry |
|---|---|---|
| 190 | 0 | 12 |
| (8) Jane Seymour | No Preference | Olga Bisera |
|---|---|---|
| 161 | 0 | 23 |
New Matches for 6/24/2026
Match 1
Lois Chiles (Holly Goodhead) vs Catherine Schell (Nancy)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lois Chiles | 5 – 3 – 0 | 950 – 14 – 621 |
Actress: Lois Chiles Nationality: American Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Holly Goodhead was a CIA agent working undercover as an astronaut for the Hugo Drax organization. After spending the night together with Bond, the two met up at the top of Sugarloaf mountain in Rio. On the cable car ride down, Jaws tried to kill them, and Holly’s cover was blown. Bond managed to escape, and rescued Holly after the pair were almost killed in a rocket blast chamber. They went to space together and shot down Drax’s globes that contained fatal gases meant to kill the human race on Earth.
Louis Chiles
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherine Schell | 4 – 4 – 0 | 785 – 15 – 963 |
Nancy
Actress: Catherine Schell Nationality: Hungarian Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.
Catherine Schell
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Corinne Clery (Corinne Dufour) vs Angela Scoular (Ruby Bartlett)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Corinne CLery | 5 – 3 – 0 | 880 – 10 – 582 |
Actress: Corinne Cléry Nationality: French Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Corinne Dufour was Hugo Drax’s personal assistant and pilot. She flew Bond over Drax’s estate, giving him a guided tour of the Moonraker complex and flying him to meet Drax. After spending the night with Bond, Corinne revealed the location of Drax’s safe, where Bond photographed secret documents. Drax discovered this, and Corinne was killed by Drax’s vicious pack of dogs.
Corinne Clery
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Angela Scoular | 0 – 8 – 0 | 163 – 10 – 1607 |
Ruby Bartlett
Actress: Angela Scoular Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Ruby Bartlett was one of the “angels of death” at Blofeld’s swiss clinic. She had been brought there to cure a chicken allergy, but was in fact being hypnotized by Blofeld as part of a plot to spread a crop virus around the country. When she first met Bond, disguised as Sir Hillary Bray, she discreetly wrote her room number in lipstick on his thigh, so that he could meet her later that night.
Angela Scoular
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Straight Line of the Day: Where Could They Find a Jury of Your Peers?
Caption This!
Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 I Ursula Andress vs Jean Seberg
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Ursula Andress vs Jean Seberg
Ursula Andress (4-2-0 Pts. 239 Avg. 39.83)
- Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
- Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24
- Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon 40-28
- Week 4 Defeated Eva Renzi 41-37
- Week 5 Lost to Tuesday Weld 26-46
- Week 6 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
VS
Jean Seberg (1-5-0 Pts. 136 Avg. 22.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
- Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64
- Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld 12-58
- Week 4 Defeated Mary Ure 27-24
- Week 5 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-62
- Week 6 Lost to Dyan Cannon 31-40
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 : Eva Renzi vs Dyan Cannon
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Eva Renzi vs Dyan Cannon
Eva Renzi (2-4-0 Pts. 214 Avg. 35.67)
- Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
- Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
- Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate 27-42
- Week 4 Lost to Ursula Andress 37-41
- Week 5 Defeated Mary Ure 49-19
- Week 6 Lost to Tuesday Weld 21-54
VS
Dyan Cannon (2-4-0 Pts. 203 Avg. 33.83)
- Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
- Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51
- Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress 28-40
- Week 4 Lost to Elke Sommer 20-55
- Week 5 Lost to Sharon Tate 29-50
- Week 6 Defeated Jean Seberg 40-31
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 : Elke Sommer vs Sharon Tate
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Elke Sommer vs Sharon Tate
Elke Sommer (6-0-0 Pts. 334 Avg. 55.67)
- Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld 47-44
- Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi 56-26
- Week 3 Defeated Mary Ure 58-12
- Week 4 Defeated Dyan Cannon 55-20
- Week 5 Defeated Jean Seberg 62-12
- Week 6 Defeated Ursula Andress 56-26
VS
Sharon Tate (4-2-0 Pts. 282 Avg. 47.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress 44-48
- Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg 64-23
- Week 3 Defeated Eva Renzi 42-27
- Week 4 Lost to Tuesday Weld 27-36
- Week 5 Defeated Dyan Cannon 50-29
- Week 6 Defeated Mary Ure 55-19
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Straight Line of the Day: Wankers Throughout History: …
Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 : Mary Ure vs Tuesday Weld
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Mary Ure vs Tuesday Weld
Mary Ure (0-6-0 Pts. 124 Avg. 20.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
- Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58
- Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-58
- Week 4 Lost to Jean Seberg 24-27
- Week 5 Lost to Eva Renzi 19-49
- Week 6 Lost to Sharon Tate 9-55
VS
Tuesday Weld (5-1-0 Pts. 289 Avg. 48.17)
- Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
- Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29
- Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg 58-12
- Week 4 Defeated Sharon Tate 36-27
- Week 5 Defeated Ursula Andress 46-26
- Week 6 Defeated Eva Renzi 54-21
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Results and Standings
Hi everyone. Back, as it were, and we enter the final week. Group AN will set to kick off the week after this. I hope there are no more problems. Fingers crossed.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
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| Elke Sommer | 6 – 0 – 0 | 334 | 55.67 | 143 | 55.67 – 23.83 |
| Tuesday Weld | 5 – 1 – 0 | 289 | 48.17 | 162 | 48.17 – 27.00 |
| Sharon Tate | 4 – 2 – 0 | 282 | 47.00 | 182 | 47.00 – 30.33 |
| Ursula Andress | 4 – 2 – 0 | 239 | 39.83 | 235 | 39.83 – 39.17 |
| Eva Renzi | 2 – 4 – 0 | 214 | 35.67 | 237 | 35.67 – 39.50 |
| Dyan Cannon | 2 – 4 – 0 | 203 | 33.83 | 253 | 33.83 – 42.17 |
| Jean Seberg | 1 – 5 – 0 | 136 | 22.67 | 302 | 22.67 – 50.33 |
| Mary Ure | 0 – 6 – 0 | 124 | 20.67 | 304 | 20.67 – 50.67 |
Week 7
- 10:00 am Mary Ure vs Tuesday Weld
- 2:00 pm Elke Sommer vs Sharon Tate
- 6:00 pm Eva Renzi vs Dyan Cannon
- 8:00 pm Ursula Andress vs Jean Seberg
Group AN
- Morgan Fairchild
- Kelly Preston
- Teri Garr
- Goldie Hawn
- Markie Post
- Heather Thomas
- Geena Davis
- Sela Ward
Saturday Night Hootenanny
Time to party guys.
But now we are having trouble embedding video, so here is a link.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZFnCHkbiB-E8Pkvw9b0g4QT4FI4Lreff&si=6p6_XktjtJZqsctz
Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
Lawyer Talk
Elsewhere, on another site, I read this. It was talking about that other site (which is a no-subscription-required site, like IMAO). Seemed to make sense.
A web site that depends on 100% voluntary donations [or no donations at all] has much more flexibility than a web site that requires a mandatory payment.
Such a site has very limited legal liability.
If a monthly subscription is required, the site is instantly vulnerable to:
copyright lawsuits [because they’re making money off others’ work]
libel lawsuits, and
hate speech lawsuits that result in injury or damage.
Lawyers. God love ’em.
Straight Line of the Day: Why Would a UFO Look Like a Potato?
New Pentagon release details “potato” UAP over Colorado Springs
Fox21 | 6-12-26 | Ashley EberhardtThe latest batch of Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP) reports from the Department of War includes an incident in 2022 in which five members of the U.S. Army reportedly saw an object shaped like a potato hovering over Cheyenne Mountain. …
“The object was ‘potato’ shaped with distinct edges and appeared to look painted in a creamy/whitish opalescent color. It was somewhat translucent with a slight shimmer”…