There a lot of controversy involving nominating Alberto Gonzales to Attorney General and the issue of torture. Well, look at these e-mails I intercepted between the President and Gonzales (I intercept everyone’s e-mail and it’s perfectly legal; if you ever read one of those software agreements before clicking okay, they all have a section somewhere saying, “…and Frank J. can read your e-mails.”):
To: gonzo_gonzales@hotmail.com
From: dubya@whitehouse.gov
Subject: Torture
Do you think we should allow torture of the terrorists we captured?
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To: dubya@whitehouse.gov
From: gonzo_gonzales@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Torture
Yes! We should torture them! Torture! Torture! Torture! Torture is fun; I’ll cut them myself. Afterwards, I’ll eat a burrito… since I’m Mexican!
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To: gonzo_gonzales@hotmail.com
From: dubya@whitehouse.gov
Subject: RE: RE: Torture
Cool beans!
Pretty incriminating.
Holy Crap! FIRST!
Ha! I’m mexican too!
Now, if I was dirty liberal I would called you a slopeheaded racist and burn you with my scathing rhetoric. But thanking God that I’m not, I know humor and you rock Frank.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
SNORT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2nd to say FIRST!!! btw very funny…lol
Now you got me hungry. Nothing like a good burrito in the morning!
Does this mean we’re getting a 2-for-1 deal with Gonzo? Afterall, his email clearly says “myselves” (plural). That would be great, so if the terrorists (or Dems–not that there’s too much difference) capture him, we’ve got a built-in backup!
Does this mean we’re getting a 2-for-1 deal with Gonzo? Afterall, his email clearly says “myselves” (plural). That would be great, so if the terrorists (or Dems–not that there’s too much difference) capture him, we’ve got a built-in backup!
What timing! I’m eating a burrito right now!!!
Is this a preview of the “In My World” Gonzo Gonzales?
“TORTURE! TORTURE!”
Maybe an episode of “Gonzo meets HFL?” I’d like to see HFL get tortured AND beaten up!